when will the intros stop?

[experting]

HI.

I'll keep this short, since I never know what to say anyway. So! I'M ZEPH. And I play Bilbo Baggins from that one movie. Soon to be three for some reason. He's post!Unexpected Journey, so he's just coming into his Baggins Badassery. Still expect a lot of fussing and overly polite fumbling, even as he's trying to tell others off. Hobbits are strange, I know.

Oh yeah. He's about 4'2”. Try to refrain from stepping on him. He dislikes that.

My plurk is manily. So feel free to add! I mainly spam tumblr pictures that are a toss up between humorous and horrifying. I know. I bet you all are scrambling to add me now.

But that's it... I think. LET'S GO ~ADVENTURE~ NOW. 8|

Comments

[5055034455]

you'll keep it short

I see what you did there

Hi, Zeph! I'm Heather and I play this guy. Welcome. c:

[experting]

ohoho caught that did you

nice to meet you! I FEEL like i should ask about the sn - because omg numbers - but i should prolly just watch the series. it's on my list of things i should be watching, but haven't, because i fail. :|

[instride]

4'2”... yup. Pretty tossable, I'd say.

[experting]

... how did you get in?




bad joke considering ROFL

[velveteened]

billlllbo!

HELLO i'm zephy which i'm sure won't be confusing at all, and i play this kid from pandora hearts! welcome to the game!

[experting]

ozzzzzzzz~

omg pandora hearts, i used to be insane over it. ROFL well, hm, at least we won't ever forget each other's names? :D

[indirection]

'Ello, roomie. I heard you like dragons <:

[experting]

So wait.

Bilbo's floor is haunted and he's rooming with a dragon? Sounds about right.

[inafadingcrown]

Hi! I come bearing gifts. My name is Beth and I have this lovely elf here who has heard a lot about your little guy.

[experting]

SCREAMING NO. NO.

that's not a gift at all. it's. a horrifying non-gift!

But hi c:

[dawningsun]

HELLO ZEPH WELCOME TO THE GAME I play a dead guy and an elf hello hi welcome.

[experting]

HELLO THANK YOU WOO hey bilbo ttly thinks elves are nifty despite what some idiot dwarves he knows say. not too sure about the dead part but.

[ofgoldenfoil]

Oh hey bilbo I hear you like dragons



kidding, Auri is a dragon but he's like that nerdy kid from high school that won't shut up about his favorite topic than anything else

[experting]

as long as he isn't in any danger of being bbq'd, then yeah, bilbo... likes dragons :D;

auri and bilbo will have to nerd out together sometime. :| i demand this.

[icy_heavens]

Wow, Hitsugaya is finally taller than someone!

[experting]

ffffffffff not by much. not by much.

[got_it_memorized]

eeeeee Axel was friends with Frodo. obviously he needs to resume collecting hobbits now that we have one again.

welcome Zeph! hi i'm Kari and i play this dork who pretends to be a srsface but fails. he is about 6'3 and collects short people. he would love to add Bilbo to his brood.

[experting]

Kingdom Hearts things, oh my heart. AXEL BETTER collect him, even though this one is a bit more fussy than what Axel is probably used to.

….......... oh. Oh right. Axel is dang tall. Way to make Bilbo feel smaller, tsk. NICE TO MEET YOU KARI. Obviously, these two need to bump into each other and have shenanigans.

[ladyofrivendell]

Bilboooooooooooooooo /chinhands

[experting]

oh. oh hi c:~

[highhealplz]

HELLO ZEPH don't mind me if i leer a little from over here
i just really love bilbo ok ;_; i saw the movie inexplicably twice in like 3 days, and am currently almost finished reading it. I JUST... GATHERS IN HOBBITS AND DWARVES......

and also, creepiness aside, i'm liz, one of the mods here! i do—

⇀ Ashraf Salib [highhealplz] ▻ oc
⇀ Vanadi [implying] ▻ oc
⇀ Khisanth [onblackwings] ▻ dragonlance

a friendly priest, flirty cyborg, and bitchy dragon lady (who happens to be thorin's jealously-guarding roommate), respectively! SUPER GLAD TO HAVE YOU, AND PREPARE TO BE PLURK-BOARDED BY BUTTADVENTURE.

[experting]

Marathoning a three hour movie repeatedly is the best way to spend existence. But oh... pressure... I haven't read the book since I was in junior high ROFL. Y'know, I think I'm gonna make you my go to person for hobbit fact check. No no, I'm not asking you if you will do it; I've volunteered you.

BUT DON'T LEER, YOU LEERER.

Priest, cyborg... OF COURSE THERE'S A DRAGON SOMETHING. I see your friend request there. I need to debate, for awhile, whether to accept or not. Don't rush me; this is a very difficult decision.

[onemoredeath]

Hello there Zeph, I'm Alec and I play the charming cannibalistic serial killer not!Gackt Takegami Teijirou from the drama Mr. Brain, which is about a neurologist that solves crimes.

Welcome to the game!

[experting]

I've never heard of Mr. Brain but omg the title alone is awesome. And I always love shows about solving crime. So obviously this should go on my list of things I should be watching.

Nice to meet you! And thank you c:

[accidentalrebellion]

I am so excited for Bilbo, you don't even know

so excited

EEEEEEEEE

Um, hii, I'm Caitlin, and I play Katniss Everdeen from The Hunger Games, and (as of this app round too) Padme Amidala from Star Wars. Welcome ♥

[experting]

Katnissssssssssssssssssssss and Padmeeeeeeeeeeeee. Bringing in all the lovely, kickass ladies, I see. Now I just wanna go watch The Hunger Games and Star Wars, at the same time.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

C: !

[justthedriver]

/STEPS ON, VERY LATE

Hi Zeph! I'm Dream and I play Nikolai (this guy) and Sharpe (sharpe), both of whom are Tolkien facetwins ahahahahaha. I'm excited to see a Hobbit hereeeeee! And I added you on plurk. This comment is mostly for the last bit so you don't think I'm a creep. 8D