when will the intros stop?

[experting]

HI.

I'll keep this short, since I never know what to say anyway. So! I'M ZEPH. And I play Bilbo Baggins from that one movie. Soon to be three for some reason. He's post!Unexpected Journey, so he's just coming into his Baggins Badassery. Still expect a lot of fussing and overly polite fumbling, even as he's trying to tell others off. Hobbits are strange, I know.

Oh yeah. He's about 4'2”. Try to refrain from stepping on him. He dislikes that.

My plurk is manily. So feel free to add! I mainly spam tumblr pictures that are a toss up between humorous and horrifying. I know. I bet you all are scrambling to add me now.

But that's it... I think. LET'S GO ~ADVENTURE~ NOW. 8|

Comments

[highhealplz]

HELLO ZEPH don't mind me if i leer a little from over here
i just really love bilbo ok ;_; i saw the movie inexplicably twice in like 3 days, and am currently almost finished reading it. I JUST... GATHERS IN HOBBITS AND DWARVES......

and also, creepiness aside, i'm liz, one of the mods here! i do—

⇀ Ashraf Salib [highhealplz] ▻ oc
⇀ Vanadi [implying] ▻ oc
⇀ Khisanth [onblackwings] ▻ dragonlance

a friendly priest, flirty cyborg, and bitchy dragon lady (who happens to be thorin's jealously-guarding roommate), respectively! SUPER GLAD TO HAVE YOU, AND PREPARE TO BE PLURK-BOARDED BY BUTTADVENTURE.

[experting]

Marathoning a three hour movie repeatedly is the best way to spend existence. But oh... pressure... I haven't read the book since I was in junior high ROFL. Y'know, I think I'm gonna make you my go to person for hobbit fact check. No no, I'm not asking you if you will do it; I've volunteered you.

BUT DON'T LEER, YOU LEERER.

Priest, cyborg... OF COURSE THERE'S A DRAGON SOMETHING. I see your friend request there. I need to debate, for awhile, whether to accept or not. Don't rush me; this is a very difficult decision.

[implying]

oh god i don't know if it's wise to go to me for anything tolkien-based, i'm so new and fragile to that world. :[ look ok i'm not even sure what elves are. i heard they're these guys that like trees, but i still need confirmation on that.

but if you want a pack of lies with each answer, well then, fact-check away with me!


now i will sit here and stare intensely at my email, waiting for friendship confirmationing. waiting.




leering.