Marathoning a three hour movie repeatedly is the best way to spend existence. But oh... pressure... I haven't read the book since I was in junior high ROFL. Y'know, I think I'm gonna make you my go to person for hobbit fact check. No no, I'm not asking you if you will do it; I've volunteered you.

BUT DON'T LEER, YOU LEERER.

Priest, cyborg... OF COURSE THERE'S A DRAGON SOMETHING. I see your friend request there. I need to debate, for awhile, whether to accept or not. Don't rush me; this is a very difficult decision.