when will the intros stop?

[experting]

HI.

I'll keep this short, since I never know what to say anyway. So! I'M ZEPH. And I play Bilbo Baggins from that one movie. Soon to be three for some reason. He's post!Unexpected Journey, so he's just coming into his Baggins Badassery. Still expect a lot of fussing and overly polite fumbling, even as he's trying to tell others off. Hobbits are strange, I know.

Oh yeah. He's about 4'2”. Try to refrain from stepping on him. He dislikes that.

My plurk is manily. So feel free to add! I mainly spam tumblr pictures that are a toss up between humorous and horrifying. I know. I bet you all are scrambling to add me now.

But that's it... I think. LET'S GO ~ADVENTURE~ NOW. 8|

Comments

[got_it_memorized]

eeeeee Axel was friends with Frodo. obviously he needs to resume collecting hobbits now that we have one again.

welcome Zeph! hi i'm Kari and i play this dork who pretends to be a srsface but fails. he is about 6'3 and collects short people. he would love to add Bilbo to his brood.

[experting]

Kingdom Hearts things, oh my heart. AXEL BETTER collect him, even though this one is a bit more fussy than what Axel is probably used to.

….......... oh. Oh right. Axel is dang tall. Way to make Bilbo feel smaller, tsk. NICE TO MEET YOU KARI. Obviously, these two need to bump into each other and have shenanigans.