when will the intros stop?

[experting]

HI.

I'll keep this short, since I never know what to say anyway. So! I'M ZEPH. And I play Bilbo Baggins from that one movie. Soon to be three for some reason. He's post!Unexpected Journey, so he's just coming into his Baggins Badassery. Still expect a lot of fussing and overly polite fumbling, even as he's trying to tell others off. Hobbits are strange, I know.

Oh yeah. He's about 4'2”. Try to refrain from stepping on him. He dislikes that.

My plurk is manily. So feel free to add! I mainly spam tumblr pictures that are a toss up between humorous and horrifying. I know. I bet you all are scrambling to add me now.

But that's it... I think. LET'S GO ~ADVENTURE~ NOW. 8|

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[experting]

What aaaare these?

This is your fault.