GOOD AFTERNOON, EXSILIUM.
My name is Chris and through the subtle manipulations of about a 1/3 of your playerbase (I kid you not, I think there's a conspiracy that every person I have ever played with is in this game somehow), I am here. And I will make you regret every second of that.
I mean what.
ANYWAY.
This mofo right here is Mr. Gold from
Once Upon a Time, but you probably know him by his real name
Rumplestiltskin. Yes. That one. Spins straw into gold. Has a weird fixation on firstborn children. That guy. Though, if you ask him right now, he's going to tell you he's a pawnbroker from Maine, until he feels compelled to start making deals with people. He's basically every Faustian demon story ever conceived, a manipulative chessmaster, the darkest dark sorcerer to ever dark, the walking definition of Glaswegian Rage, and has probably the greatest crying face known to mankind. Also sometimes he looks like Lizard Mick Jagger with extra glitter, but he's over that now, okay? Okay. He's coming in from the season finale of S2 and is going to be so annoyed this isn't Neverland and his suicide mission got halted. GOD, WAH, WAH, YOUR NEEDS, INITIATIVE.
Also he's Belle's boyfriend. Feel free to ask why he isn't six feet tall and furry.
If you're compelled to find out more, his monster of an app is
here. If you'd like to add me as a friend on plurk, my plurk is
quasigina. I love new friends! If you'd like me to shut up now, please press 5.