HIIIIIIII GUUUUUUYS

[undealt]

 GOOD AFTERNOON, EXSILIUM.

My name is Chris and through the subtle manipulations of about a 1/3 of your playerbase (I kid you not, I think there's a conspiracy that every person I have ever played with is in this game somehow), I am here. And I will make you regret every second of that. 

I mean what.

ANYWAY.

This mofo right here is Mr. Gold from Once Upon a Time, but you probably know him by his real name Rumplestiltskin. Yes. That one. Spins straw into gold. Has a weird fixation on firstborn children. That guy. Though, if you ask him right now, he's going to tell you he's a pawnbroker from Maine, until he feels compelled to start making deals with people. He's basically every Faustian demon story ever conceived, a manipulative chessmaster,  the darkest dark sorcerer to ever dark, the walking definition of Glaswegian Rage, and has probably the greatest crying face known to mankind. Also sometimes he looks like Lizard Mick Jagger with extra glitter, but he's over that now, okay? Okay. He's coming in from the season finale of S2 and is going to be so annoyed this isn't Neverland and his suicide mission got halted. GOD, WAH, WAH, YOUR NEEDS, INITIATIVE.

Also he's Belle's boyfriend. Feel free to ask why he isn't six feet tall and furry. 

If you're compelled to find out more, his monster of an app is here. If you'd like to add me as a friend on plurk, my plurk is quasigina. I love new friends!  If you'd like me to shut up now, please press 5.

Comments

[quackery]

gently shrieks in excitement

[undealt]

i knew this day would come again.

[wolfuncaged]

Just gonna sit here giggling happily because I missed RPing with you so hard.

[undealt]

I AM SO EXCITED, TF. IT'S BEEN 80 YEARS.

[lucency]

oh.

[undealt]

time to hide the hookers and blow, belle.

[fe_male]

what about only children

[undealt]

shh shh it's okay, tony. he only cares about babies. you're safe, bro.

[pactfulfilled]

Oh wow, how exciting! Mr. Gold is my favorite OUAT character, and I can only imagine how horribly this will go... Nevertheless, it's awesome to have both you and him here with us!

Anyway, I'm Cherry and I play Asbel Lhant from Tales of Graces who is one of those teenage swordsmen with more naive idealism and more determination to protect people than you can shake a stick at. Also he will totes be your friend.

So yeah, welcome to the game! And I look forward to seeing what this guy will get up to in Exsilium. :D

[undealt]

oh my god, what a precious. i love him already.

I WILL DO MY BEST TO BRING HONOR AND SHADY DEALS TO THIS GAME.

[fortissimos]

pinged by faustian demon

(i love rumple though you have Good Taste)

[undealt]

You're in luck. I love Rumple + Puellas. GIMME.

[ensorceler]

Yesssssssssssssssss.

Welcome! My name's Jesse and I play Anne Boleyn here from The Tudors, along with Merrill from Dragon Age 2. Excited to have him here!

[undealt]

Hiiii! Yiiis. Good characters, both of them. /steeples

[hostage]

HELLO AND WELCOME, I AM PANA and I play Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad and...

Okay, so Jesse kind of knew Mr. Gold really well in a previous game. Knew his powers and everything. They worked together for each other's mutual benefit, more partners than contracted kind of deal. Jesse reminded Gold of his son and Jesse himself kind of looked up to Gold as a father figure type thing.

Anyway, I would love to keep his memories of this CR but if you don't want Jesse to remember Gold, please let me know so I can act accordingly! Jesse wouldn't necessarily expect Gold to remember him in turn, but he'd be extra friendly/helpful to the guy if he could keep his memories.

He's a really cute minion, I promise.

[undealt]

I AM DOWN WITH THAT. Gold will take advantage of the helpfulness because hahaha he needs a way in to get comfortable in the setting and someone who knows the way around and knows enough people to maybe be like HEEEY THIS GUY so he can accrue some favors will be amazing. Plus he just lost his son as far as he knows. SURROGATE SONS ARE GREAT.

[ofkirkwall]

hihihihihihi this is kiku :)

[undealt]

KIKU, I MISSED YOU. /clings I want CR with all your people. They are all relevant to me.

[resolve]

yes excellent

Also, hi, hello, and welcome to the game ♥ I'm Caitlin, and I just recently returned with Katniss here... and I'd be interested to see these two interact!

[undealt]

YES. LET'S STICK THE CHILD REVOLUTIONARY AND THE GUY WITH I S S U E S ABOUT CHILD SOLDIERS TOGETHER. NOTHING WILL GO WRONG.

But everything will probably go very, very right. I support this.

[bumbles]

HI CHRIS C:

Welcome to Exsilium! I'm Bella and I play Helena Bertinelli from DC Comics (she wears purple and has a lot of feelings about dead parents, oh comics) and an OC called Donny (this goofy loser) who IS TOTES BROS FOR LIFE WITH BELLE so he'll be extremely interested in this person turning up B| BE NICE TO BELLE MAN ARE YOU GOING TO BE NICE TO BELLE

but yes ;u; I hope you have an awesome time here! I'm on plurk at karmacharging, I will sneak over and add you now

[undealt]

HE IS ALWAYS NICE TO BELLE. except when he, you know, goes behind her back and does his supervillain thing. DISNEY VILLAINS GOTTA DISNEY VILLAIN, DONNY.

You guys are such sweeties. I love you all already.

[bittertears]

but how does he feel about wonderland

No but really, I love OUaT and Rumple is pretty great, and you're just as great for bringing him here!

[undealt]

speak not of that place, alice. shhhhhh shhhhhhhhhshhhhh.

Hilariously, Alice is definitely one of the characters I was hoping to seek out CR with AND HERE YOU ARE. Good. This will be a thing. I shall make it so.

[angel_of_death]

I'm Valour, player of one Walter C. Dornez. Who so happens to be one of Belle's roommates, so there's definitely a small chance of something occurring down the line.

[undealt]

Yeees. This can only end well. /steeples

[occlusion]

OH NO I love you already

ahem. I'm Bri and I play this dead gay(?) bureaucrat here! I'm so happy to see Gold here like you don't even know man. /g-gently adds on plurk (by the way I'm over at tashiro_kun)

[undealt]

I TRY TO BE VERY LOVABLE TO MAKE UP FOR PLAYING A RAGING DBAG. :c

/gently adds you back :D :D

[gamora]

AWW YUS GOLD hi i'm ammay and i play gamora from marvel's main comic universe and some dumb transforming robot from idw.

i love gold even though i've sort of fallen behind in keeping up with ouat BUT I AM SO GLAD TO SEE HIM IN GAME THIS IS EXCITING, so welcome and i hope you enjoy the game!

[undealt]

HI!!!

He is the best part of the show, no lie... well, he and his son and Belle. Basically, I just want a Dark Family spin-off where it's like the Addams Family and I can die happy. BUT YES.

[braavado]

Hi, Chris, welcome to the game!

I'm Kamilah and I play Korra here. I've seen your Gold around, and would definitely love to RP with you at some point!

[undealt]

Hi!

I'M EVERYWHERE. LIKE A DISEASE. :c But I love Korra and would love to play with her, so /grabby

[deathofempathy]

Oh gosh, I've loved Gold/Rumplestiltskin so far. Only managed to get through the first season so far but still. ♥

Hi. I'm Cass and I just have this empath brat here, Hisoka Kurosaki from Yami no Matsuei at the moment.

[acemedium]

THIS TIME I WILL HARASS YOU


IN THIS GAME TOO