shake your alien groove thing

[transuniversal]

Not sorry to crash this party, except wait, I was already here. This is Glass, your resident obnoxious Star-Lord (you know, that Peter Quill guy, with the doofy helmet) bringing in my second character, Noh-Varr who is also from Marvel comics because why change a winning formula?

He's basically an alien refugee from another universe who went on a conquering revenge quest then got captured and brainwashed then broke loose and decided he wanted to be a superhero instead and now he hangs out generally being alien and having weird social skills and dancing in his underwear unashamedly. Also, totally into Earth culture. Like grew a beard when he got into country and wanted to find a universe where Johnny Cash was still alive. So. Yeah, that was a thing.

Anyway per the usual I can be found at ohmygodbees should you need anything from me!

Comments

[gamora]

She'd rather have NO KREE AT ALL but that's not an option is it

your music taste leaves something to be desired, Noh-Varr
he should just be glad Medusa isn't around to boss him around as Queen

[transuniversal]

Nope evidently not since he's here to be all Kree for the rest of the Empire

But of course he's also in the middle of his semi-"fuck the establishment" phase so...I'M ACTUALLY KIND OF SAD WE WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE HOW THAT WOULD GO

[gamora]

he should go back to wearing shorts
i'm just saying


ME TOO NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT. YOU CAN'T FUCK THE ESTABLISHMENT IN FRONT OF MEDUSA SHE'LL FLIP OUT AND SLAP PEOPLE INTO WALLS WITH HER HAIR.

[transuniversal]

He did rock the booty shorts it's true

YOU'RE NOT THE SUPREME INTELLIGENCE MEDUSA YOU CAN'T TELL HIM WHAT TO DO!!!

[gamora]

OH SORRY DID YOU MEAN THE THING THAT KEEPS ON BEING DESTROYED? YES MEDUSA CAN TELL THAT YOU'D WANT TO TAKE ORDERS FROM THAT