shake your alien groove thing

[transuniversal]

Not sorry to crash this party, except wait, I was already here. This is Glass, your resident obnoxious Star-Lord (you know, that Peter Quill guy, with the doofy helmet) bringing in my second character, Noh-Varr who is also from Marvel comics because why change a winning formula?

He's basically an alien refugee from another universe who went on a conquering revenge quest then got captured and brainwashed then broke loose and decided he wanted to be a superhero instead and now he hangs out generally being alien and having weird social skills and dancing in his underwear unashamedly. Also, totally into Earth culture. Like grew a beard when he got into country and wanted to find a universe where Johnny Cash was still alive. So. Yeah, that was a thing.

Anyway per the usual I can be found at ohmygodbees should you need anything from me!

Comments

[showmeyourwreath]

oh my god, noh-varr, please.

/breathes on

[transuniversal]

Even when he's not dancing in his underwear that uniform is skin-tight baby

[showmeyourwreath]

i know OMG IS HE WEARING A TIE IN THAT ICON

IS THAT A THING

help glass i am so hideously behind in everything 8'(

[transuniversal]

OH MAN THAT'S FROM THE DARK AVENGERS ANNUAL AFTER HE PEACES OUT ON NORMAN OSBORN AFTER FINDING OUT THEY'RE ALL CRIMINALS IT WAS REALLY REALLY CUTE

[showmeyourwreath]

I NEED TO FINISH DA I SHOULD BUY ALL THE TRADES!!!

GLASS HELP ME

omg those glasses

[transuniversal]

asldkfj why would you buy Dark Avengers just go download it it wasn't that great even when he was in it

but that one annual that is all about him trying to decide what to do with his life is the best part of the whole thing so

[badnewsboy]

WELCOME MIDGARDIAN CULTURE BUDDY

LET'S MAKE DUBSTEP TOGETHER WHILE WE DICTATE OUR ACTIONS IN SOME SORT OF TERRIBLE NARRATIVE STORY WITH OUR SELF-MADE THEME SONGS.

[transuniversal]

YES LET'S

THIS IS NOT IN ANY WAY PURPOSELY CULTURALLY INEPT OR A JOKE WE ARE PLAYING ON OTHER PEOPLE EITHER, IS IT

[badnewsboy]

a little maybe.

[transuniversal]

They'll never suspect a thing once we break out the glowstick antennae

[badnewsboy]

no one ever suspects the glowstick antennae on a real live alien.

[transuniversal]

exactly. the plan is foolproof

[badnewsboy]

its your mortal disguise

[shotup]

yes excellent

[transuniversal]

That's what I was going for

Also I'm sorry in advance because Roy is rooming with Peter Quill and James Bond and their room is like "Grown men who really should know better than X" central so congrats Roy you won the roommate lottery

[shotup]

it is literally my dream come true tho c8
perhaps not so much roy's but
heh

[getoffmyearth]

There's just a lot of drinking, ambiguously-serious threats of death, with vaguely homoerotic undertones to half their conversations and general poor decision making.

[gamora]

noh-varr you are a sad example of the kree gamora wants to exchange you for someone better

"yes here is one of the supreme races of our universe look at how he is totally in love with earth music"

[transuniversal]

I'm sorry would you rather have Phyla-Vell around??? Or Ronan? At least Noh-Varr knows what a sense of humor is and only backstabbed the Kree, not the entire universe.

Also shut up the Ronettes were and are the shit

[gamora]

She'd rather have NO KREE AT ALL but that's not an option is it

your music taste leaves something to be desired, Noh-Varr
he should just be glad Medusa isn't around to boss him around as Queen

[transuniversal]

Nope evidently not since he's here to be all Kree for the rest of the Empire

But of course he's also in the middle of his semi-"fuck the establishment" phase so...I'M ACTUALLY KIND OF SAD WE WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE HOW THAT WOULD GO

[gamora]

he should go back to wearing shorts
i'm just saying


ME TOO NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT. YOU CAN'T FUCK THE ESTABLISHMENT IN FRONT OF MEDUSA SHE'LL FLIP OUT AND SLAP PEOPLE INTO WALLS WITH HER HAIR.

[transuniversal]

He did rock the booty shorts it's true

YOU'RE NOT THE SUPREME INTELLIGENCE MEDUSA YOU CAN'T TELL HIM WHAT TO DO!!!

[gamora]

OH SORRY DID YOU MEAN THE THING THAT KEEPS ON BEING DESTROYED? YES MEDUSA CAN TELL THAT YOU'D WANT TO TAKE ORDERS FROM THAT