+1 fake lawyer

[mallarkey]

hello everybody!! sorry to add to the intro flood. really sorry. I am gabbie, I'm new and I'm bringing in Wayne Malloy, or "Doug Rich" as he'll probably be known as for a while, from the short-lived show The Riches. he is a con man turned (fake) lawyer following a traffic accident that led him and his family to steal the identities of a wealthy dead couple. and boy has that just been going great. still, he's a surprisingly decent guy.

for comfort/convenience sake Wayne will probably be going by that alias/identity for a while because (he figures) being himself in an unfamiliar situation would make him too vulnerable, and sticking with it is simpler than creating a new identity altogether. especially since he's got all his IDs and credit cards in that name. luckily, even lacking in bonafides he's clever, resourceful and savvy enough to fake it competently and actually be useful! (usually.)

he's from the end of the series and between existential crises at the moment, coming in a bit before the end of the episode. his application can be read here should anyone be interested, permissions here, and his intro thread is here. (eta: and a zombie thread is here.)



anyway, I'm excited to be here and am looking forward to playing!! my plurk is osbornchild for plotting ease or if anyone ever needs to get in touch with me.

Comments

[controlledvariable]

hullo! i've watched like five episodes of the riches but i really enjoyed what i have seen so i'm super excited to know someone plays wayne u_u

i'm justine btw, i play batgirl aka stephanie brown and the sphinx aka max briest. slightly alarming blondes are my thing, apparently.

welcome to exsilium c:

[mallarkey]

oh my god I'm so happy that someone else is somewhat canon familiar, that is magnificent. it's nice to meet you and thank you!! c: that is a good character type to have, I love batgirl.

[controlledvariable]

it was one of those shows that happened to be on at like 2am when i was channel surfing and then because of eddie i was sucked in. maybe i should find a d/l and watch the rest of it

[mallarkey]

eddie has that power, it's true

and incidentally it is on netflix in its entirety just to put that out there

[controlledvariable]

he's magnificent

sob i am in australia so i don't know if netflix is even a thing i can get u_u piratebay is my true friend

[mallarkey]

oh damn u_u that would be an obstacle, wouldn't it

though the plus side is it's a short enough series that I'm sure there are torrents (surely) (if I could lend dvds over the internet I would)

[controlledvariable]

living on the other side of the planet is hard knock life

i can buy the dvd of season one for $20 tho.......

:|a

[mallarkey]

I am the worst person imaginable to talk you out of this decision, I'm so sorry

(also, tangentially it seems he is stephanie's boyfriend's roommate)

[controlledvariable]

it's okay i am sure i won't regret it

lmao yes heather informed me and i laughed

sorry about the young lady wearing kevlar and covered in gore who's probably going to drop in during zombie shenanigans to check on saul's cat

e_e

[mallarkey]

I sure hope not, I never did

and it's cool, I mean, at least she is alive. wayne will be a lot friendlier to any not-undead, fuck those guys

[controlledvariable]

how could anyone regret anything with eddie izzard and that cute girl from raising hope

luckily no undead will be getting into the housing wing and she promises not to teleport straight into the room and scare him. probably.

[mallarkey]

they can't B)

... he'll try not to shriek. what even is privacy!!

[controlledvariable]

she didn't expect anyone to be there!!! saul is out fighting zombies slash crying about getting zombie bits all over him and remy is gone!!

[mallarkey]

hopefully she won't catch him hiding anything too squint-worthy, because that would just be awkward

[controlledvariable]

it's okay she's got a stash of weapons and body armour in her own room she can't judge

just don't fuck with saul

points to eyes points to wayne

[mallarkey]

good, let's keep this the "judgement free" zone

don't worry, he knows better

[controlledvariable]

she will even share her lockpicks if she decides she likes him

good boy u_u

[mallarkey]

he actually brought his own (thank god) (he doesn't even have any fake ID supplies, no one should live like this)

... though hers are probably much better

[controlledvariable]

so much better

she's probably got some stupid bat trick things who even knows

~comics~

[mallarkey]

batarangs as lockpicks

bat-explosives as lockpicks

the possibilities are endless

[controlledvariable]

excuse u exploding a door not count as lockpicking

(yes it does)

[mallarkey]

the door was locked and now it's not locked

I don't see the problem here

[controlledvariable]

the door isn't locked anymore because there is no door!!!

fortunately steph and subtle aren't really things that go well together

[mallarkey]

subtlety is overrated

which is probably the wrong opinion for a con man to have but there you go

[controlledvariable]

now i just want these two to accidentally explode something together

dealwithitshades.gif