+1 fake lawyer

[mallarkey]

hello everybody!! sorry to add to the intro flood. really sorry. I am gabbie, I'm new and I'm bringing in Wayne Malloy, or "Doug Rich" as he'll probably be known as for a while, from the short-lived show The Riches. he is a con man turned (fake) lawyer following a traffic accident that led him and his family to steal the identities of a wealthy dead couple. and boy has that just been going great. still, he's a surprisingly decent guy.

for comfort/convenience sake Wayne will probably be going by that alias/identity for a while because (he figures) being himself in an unfamiliar situation would make him too vulnerable, and sticking with it is simpler than creating a new identity altogether. especially since he's got all his IDs and credit cards in that name. luckily, even lacking in bonafides he's clever, resourceful and savvy enough to fake it competently and actually be useful! (usually.)

he's from the end of the series and between existential crises at the moment, coming in a bit before the end of the episode. his application can be read here should anyone be interested, permissions here, and his intro thread is here. (eta: and a zombie thread is here.)



anyway, I'm excited to be here and am looking forward to playing!! my plurk is osbornchild for plotting ease or if anyone ever needs to get in touch with me.

Comments

[controlledvariable]

there's no judgement only facts

and the facts are u r impersonating dead people

[mallarkey]

... only a little impersonation

[controlledvariable]

"a little"

[mallarkey]

a tiny bit

barely any... in a way...

[controlledvariable]

no i am pretty sure it's a lot

like a pretty significant amount

[mallarkey]

it almost sounds morally reprehensible when you put it like that

[controlledvariable]

almost

but it's okay sometimes you just have to impersonate a dead person. shit happens

[mallarkey]

exactly

as long as somebody understands

[controlledvariable]

ofc dude

it's a victimless crime!!

sort of

[mallarkey]

for the most part! like 80%!!

[controlledvariable]

and 80% isn't something to scoff at!!

[mallarkey]

it's basically like being a superhero when you think about it

and squint

[controlledvariable]

hey if you think about how man people superheroes have killed

wayne ain't doing too bad

[retconman]

/logs into this account

oh I've thought about it

/logs back out

[mallarkey]

... so yeah. perspective.

[controlledvariable]

SCREAMS

[mallarkey]

8)

[coleoptera]

r u d e

[retconman]

well

this got awkward

[coleoptera]

and then there's this asshole

[retconman]

excuse u

[coleoptera]

shots fired etc

[mallarkey]

see it really could always be worse

[boobwindow]

EXCUSE YOU

throws into orbit

[retconman]

KAREN NO