PLAYER PLOT: YOU'RE A PRETTY FACE, YOU SHOULD FIGHT ME

[scornful]

hello friends SOPHIA AND ELLE HERE

THIS IS A SIGN-UP POST FOR A PLAYER PLOT aka for anyone who wants TO GET THEIR CHARACTERS INTO SOME SERIOUS PHYSICAL TRAUMA (AND POSSIBLY MENTAL, LATER) DEALT TO THEM BY CATSOVI (scornful) AND/OR THE NIGHTCAP (theparasite) -- who are basically both insane and murderous and are currently working together to fuck as much shit up in Exsilium as they can for the next month (or... few months....)

Some of you may have characters already hit or planning to be hit by the duo!! Some of you may have already signed up for the Nightcap specifically that via its intro post. Some of you may have already developed CR with either Catsovi or the Nightcap (or, uh, Bariyan and Martin, as the case may be) and will probably get targeted as a result of that.

BUT IF NONE OF THOSE THINGS HAVE HAPPENED AND YOU STILL WANT YOUR CHARACTER TO GET ATTACKED, THIS IS THE PLACE TO SIGN UP FOR IT !!!

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WHO ARE THESE ASSHOLES???

1. NC IS A NIMBLY BIMBLY MONSTER HUNTER WITH A MONSTER AS A HAT. The hat is the problem THE HAT MAKES EVERYTHING HAPPEN. The hat is also looking to loot and maim for the sake of getting goods. So any opportunity to lose an eye/ear/tooth/some hair/fingers/ETC ETC ETC is completely viable so long as you wish it!
   
   Yet if it fears its gonna get maimed/killed itself, NC peaces the hell out to go hide in some hoard of stolen goods and lick its wounds until the whole cycle starts again. YOU ARE WELCOME TO FIND ABANDONED LOOT PILES they probably smell like dead things tho.
   
   Also if you want creepy monster hat to poke at your character's brain for half a second THAT CAN HAPPEN TO. It's super fun just ask its current host (it's not fun it's awful).


2. Catsovi is currently being all sneaky and undercover and shit and therefore will not really be outright attacking anyone quite yet!! He is, instead, directing and manipulating the Nightcap into doing all his dirty violent murderous work for him. If Cat becomes passingly familiar with your character, he is more than happy to point the Nightcap your character's way TO MESS THEIR FACE UP. He may also point the Nightcap towards your character's CR because *SHRUGS* THAT'S JUST THE SORT OF DUDE HE IS.
   
   And if the Nightcap steals something off your character, chances are it's going to wind up in Cat's hands. HE WILL EVENTUALLY GIVE THESE THINGS BACK, BUT POSSIBLY NOT FOR ANOTHER FEW MONTHS.
   
   Furthermore, Catsovi is going to start doing EVEN MORE EXCITING (AWFUL) THINGS TO EXSILIUM'S TRANSPORT POPULATION in perhaps another month or half-month. So if you stick around for that he'll sure as hell try to make room for you on that ride :9 (and there will be more OOC plot/sign-up posts for that part, ofc)

WHEN IS THIS GOING DOWN

Well Cat and NC have both been around since the beginning of June so if you wanna backdate anything just let us know, should be okay!!!!!

OTHERWISE more attacks can be planned to happen between now to approximately 07/24 !!

HOW TO GET IN ON THIS HOT MESS

Just comment here! Attacks can be orchestrated either through random encounter with the Nightcap, or through CR with Catsovi, YOU CHOOSE!! CR through Catsovi may also get your character's CR in trouble with NC too IF SAID CR IS WILLING. Unfortunately CR through Catsovi also means that you have to interact with Catsovi and he is a big obnoxious smelly poop.

OK THE END

ANYWAY THAT'S ALL!! IF YOU GOT QUESTIONS/CONCERNS/IDEAS/ANYTHING ELSE FEEL FREE TO COMMENT TOO OR OTHERWISE CONTACT EITHER OF US (PM, PLURK [oceanwrath and whyellewhy], ROUNDHOUSE KICKS INTO OUR FACES, W/E) AND WE WILL PROBABLY JUST SHRIEK AT EACH OTHER AND THEN AT YOU!! OK OK GO

Comments

[theparasite]

BATS EYELASHES

[scornful]

actually you're banned from this plot

[theparasite]

the party doesn't start until i walk in and slice your eyelids off and use them as postage stamps lbr

[scornful]

an eye for an eye and some eyelids for your kidneys LET'S TAKE THIS OUTSIDE, SISTER

[theparasite]

I'M GONNA MAKE UR FEET THE EXACT REPLICAS OF THOSE CROC SHOES YOU LOVE SO MUCH

[scornful]

GOODBYE

[bloodspeaker]

stop the car i wanna get out

[scornful]

SORRY BABY I TOOK OUT THE BRAKES WE'RE TAKIN THIS CAR STRAIGHT TO HELL

[bloodspeaker]

cries messily, rattles chains

[scornful]

HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER

[bloodspeaker]

squirms :'[

[gevurah]

eye scream

[scornful]

u wanna come and get some kate OR DID YOU ALREADY GET SOME FROM NC

[gevurah]

what if i want more

[scornful]

we got enough for second helpings

did you want to set something up with just kate and NC, or did you want this guy to wander into kate's life!!

[theparasite]

I CAN HAPPILY BABBLE ABT CAT IN THE THREAT WE HAVE ONGOING MISS KATE
IT CAN GIVE U A TRAIL TO FOLLOW

[theparasite]

THREAD





THREAT??

[gevurah]

LIKE ELLE SAID kate has her ongoing feud with nightcap but i need catsovi in my life, too. she's still looking for ctsv. :'( (is his name still on the network btw?)

because catsovi and kate can end up having their own feud i'm sure he can piss her off no prob.

[scornful]

OH YES OH YES ok we can go with NC talking about cat (wow NC do not talk about cat, can't believe you'd do that) and them meeting from there!! FEUDS FOR ALL

as for ctsv oh god... let's say his name is off the network now, i'm gonna be (temporarily) droppin him for the sake of catsovi here X'( HE'LL BE BACK!! he'll be back and he won't be even half a percent as terrible as this guy here

[gevurah]

aw ctsv. :[ she hopes he didn't drown in a puddle...

but aw yeah kate needs a couple more jerks in her life here.

[dawningsun]

nightcat (ur both called nightcat now) do u wanna rough up a cranky old elfman

[scornful]

I'M ALL FOR IT OF COURSE!! tbh, if (when?) cat hears about kirian telling adra about cat, he'll be irritated about it... which is grounds enough for attempted murder as far as cat's concerned X') did you already have things planned for NC vs kirian or do we gotta alert elle?

[dawningsun]

we need 2 put out the elle signal.

wow way to traumatize the old man he's gonna be finding somewhere 2 hide after this wow thank u

[theparasite]

breaks into apt to beat up adra just to make cat cranky
finds kirian instead
WHATEVER SAME DIFFERENCE IT'S ALL ELFS TO ME

[dawningsun]

slowly hobbles away, shrieking and shooting magic at u

[sithiche]

if you get blood on the carpet


i swear 2 god

[lexiconning]

yamate oniichan

[scornful]

no can do imouto no can do

[lexiconning]

what did her fluffy bf ever do 2 u

[whatsupcroc]

gonna find u
gonna make you end
fierce stare!!!

[scornful]

omg collette i thought we were friends :'(

[whatsupcroc]

did u find me martin
mr catsovi sir
DID U

[scornful]

heh heh heh
not yet
but soon

[whatsupcroc]

but wants now
now, catsovi
now!!!

she's american she's into that instant gratification thing!!!

[scornful]

YOU AMERICANS !!!!!!!!! HUFFS

[charming_jerk]

Yeah yeah OKAY count me in with this fella

[theparasite]

HEH

[railgunning]

iyaaan

by which I mean SOLD

I do love random encounters come my next post

[theparasite]

OHOHOHOHOHO

[onehundredswords]

no attacks here since he reliably scared off nc already but

how would cat feel if he knew this was all just giving gin the entertainment he craves so bad

[boughtabookstore]

i was totally gone when this went up but JSYK ROS IS SUPER AVAILABLE

FOR SHENANIGANS

and hates you both so much oh my god

[scornful]

ROSSSSSSSS YES I WANNA THROW CAT AT YOU wow don't hate ros don't HATE

hmm.... cat might just wanna pay a visit outta curiosity I CAN SET SOMETHING UP!! and just say that he's somehow managed to sneakily figure out where ros lives so he just turns up one day heh heh

[boughtabookstore]

SHE HATES SO MUCH ughhhhh UGHHHH

yes i would love this let's do this okay! it wouldn't be hard to figure out where Ros lives she's not particularly secretive about it since she's just stayed in her given apartment the whole time