PREPARE FOR TROUBLE.

[theparasite]

Due to some magical antics MARTIN DARKOV IS GONE NOW THX EXSILIUM SEE U IN A MONTH.


INSTEAD OF THAT LOSER, YOU GET THIS:



This is Nightcap, the monster what took over Martin's sister, Regina. She's still kind of in there, but she won't be saying hello at all, what with the awful monster latched to her head pretending to be a hat!

Nightcap is a huge fan of shiny things, clothes, and, y'know. Murder. Lots of murder. It can control her fun ability of conjuring needles and tiny knives out of bone and ~magical whatever-material~ and doing crazy gymnast bullshit!

EXTREMELY UNPREDICTABLE (EXCEPT FOR PREDICTABLY PRONE TO VIOLENCE) AND DANGEROUS PLS DON'T TALK TO UNLESS UR A FAN OF PAIN AND CRAZYSAUCE

Actually no NIGHTCAP IS HERE TO STEAL UR SHIT, MAIM AND/OR MURDER YOU, AND MAKE ITSELF A MENACE TO UR SICKENED SOCIETY. Let me know if you'd like a scuffle or encounter this freak or encounter its messes (there will be many messes to find of assorted awfulness). Piles of discarded clothes, jewelery, trinkets, and...y'know. Bodies. Will be here and there amid your collective hayfever from hell and such things. IT'S JUST WHAT YOU NEED, RIGHT?



Martin will be back when this creature has been quite killed. PLANS WILL BE MADE FOR THAT. Let me know if you are interested in said plans and I will start making those plans and see what can be done. 8))

Comments

[whatsupcroc]

STEAL ALL THE THINGS

no really Collette won't be at home and her closet is filled with past roommate's belongings

she's a hoarder 8(

[theparasite]

this shirt smells strangely of doghair





i will take it.

[blackmist]

fan of pain and crazysauce you say

[theparasite]

tries carving the little deedlibops off ur skin

[ex_bandai157]

dARKOVS

[theparasite]

HEHEEEEEHAHAHEHEHAHEHAHAHHA

[highhealplz]

hello i would like to sign up for some pain and crazysauce pls

[theparasite]

i will happily render one of our charming healers out of commission!

LET'S DRAW PICTURES ON THAT BARE CHEST I HAVE UTENSILS

[deadelfwalking]

get out of my house

[theparasite]

but look at lal this stuff
i want this stuff
give me this stuff

[xenophiliac]

Shit piles of jewelry? Nananea loves piles of jewelry

[theparasite]

let me take these off your hands

forcibly if necessary.

[onehundredswords]

gin thinks ur super neat tbh

[theparasite]

oooh lookit you
lookit your hair
let me touch your hair give me some

[allucinator]

oh my goddddddd what the hell

I want Jack to run into her
gentle trauma to start with

[highhealplz]

MAN YOU JUST JUMP RIGHT INTO THE TRAUMA DON'T YOU




inappropriate place but this reminds me i need to tag you with this one too

[revelation]

/sits... sits right here

[theparasite]

pretty girl pink pretty girl
you smell very sweet

[scornful]

hey baby hey

[theparasite]

SWEEETTTTHEARRRRT!

[invocation]

christ

[theparasite]

cranky little girl you smell so nice give me that shiny trinket of yours

[justthedriver]

yes.

all the yes.

especially the bodies.

[theparasite]

here you can find the fingerless bodies on this corner
and the fingers strewn along the sidewalk like discarded peanuts

[imusntrunaway]

martin your family is possibly more messed up than his jfc

[theparasite]

a family friend, eh?

[gevurah]

punches

[theparasite]

SHRILLS

[scornful]

LOOK LOOK I'M BACK I'M BACK BECAUSE I HAVE THE PROPER ICON NOW

[theparasite]

OMFG I NEED THAT ICON

[lexiconning]

SQUEAKS

[theparasite]

hoh
a mouse !

[hornedomen]

SCREAMIN.

[theparasite]

it's about that time of year isn't it
time for darkovs to hurt people

[chittybang]

Oh god shiny things and clothes

Asami run

(that is an invitation 83)

[theparasite]

darling darling
don't be mad
i have something of extreme value to pay for
so here let me just
take these off your pretty hands

[obliterating]

*shakes with excitement until I explode into a thousand glittering pieces*

[theparasite]

Gihihihihihi

[recorden]

elle i'm crying

[theparasite]

shhhh

[affections]

so this one here


this one has a phobia of needles

and also has contact empathy that she uses to try and hunt down bad people



yes

[theparasite]

how can our paths meet if it's just bad people?

[perdre]

I WANT ANGRY WOOF TIMES

[theparasite]

would u like to be my first victim i mean encounter
it is rolling in from the outlands :v

[motherofnemesis]

elle i forgot to say this when i went up because i'm stupid

but while i can't do things now i'd like to hop in on some part of things i wanna do nightcap things when i can in like a week and a bit

[theparasite]

IT WILL BE HERE ALL MONTH we can def plan some fun for later on the road!

[hobgob]

idk
maybe

monster vs monster??? sometime? I know I want to tag Nightcap but Caesar is too very squishy and already getting the sads over Collette so.

[theparasite]

NC WILL BE GETTING ITS MITTS ON A TABLET IF THAT HELPS...so caesar can be disgusted from afar

MONSTER VS MONSTER (INFESTING A MONSTER HUNTER) SHOULD HAPPEN WE CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN if not this week the next week or so! IT'S YOUR CALL U LET ME KNOW UR PLANS

[thephix]

So both my ladies are likely to notice, you know, trails of bodies and things but I'd rather keep Steph out of anything torture related for... reasons. But Max is likely to try tracking down someone who's been murdering people.

IDK if you want to do something with that I just thought I'd toss it out there. No idea how powerful Nightcap is but Max is a shapeshifter (who can produce poisons!) and doesn't really care about being in pain so torturing her might get boring p. fast.

[theparasite]

ye steph u just hang back for a bit k sh

NC isn't like crazypowerful, hence all the escaping it needs to do to survive, but it does pack a whollop! i would think finding itself cornered by a poisonous shapeshifter is grounds for eSCAPE ESCAPE so we can make it work :]