when will the intros stop?

[experting]

HI.

I'll keep this short, since I never know what to say anyway. So! I'M ZEPH. And I play Bilbo Baggins from that one movie. Soon to be three for some reason. He's post!Unexpected Journey, so he's just coming into his Baggins Badassery. Still expect a lot of fussing and overly polite fumbling, even as he's trying to tell others off. Hobbits are strange, I know.

Oh yeah. He's about 4'2”. Try to refrain from stepping on him. He dislikes that.

My plurk is manily. So feel free to add! I mainly spam tumblr pictures that are a toss up between humorous and horrifying. I know. I bet you all are scrambling to add me now.

But that's it... I think. LET'S GO ~ADVENTURE~ NOW. 8|

Comments

[5055034455]

you'll keep it short

I see what you did there

Hi, Zeph! I'm Heather and I play this guy. Welcome. c:

[instride]

4'2”... yup. Pretty tossable, I'd say.

[experting]

ohoho caught that did you

nice to meet you! I FEEL like i should ask about the sn - because omg numbers - but i should prolly just watch the series. it's on my list of things i should be watching, but haven't, because i fail. :|

[5055034455]

it's Saul's phone number! see: icon.

he's a sleazy criminal defense attorney who will probably die a little on the inside when he sees an actual hobbit walking around, holy shit.

BUT YES YOU SHOULD WATCH IT.

[experting]

... how did you get in?




bad joke considering ROFL

[experting]

ROFL. OH. makes me think of those cheesy, badly shot lawyer commercials. ... does he have one?



brb, going to youtube

S'all good cause I called Saul Goodman. rofl. Okay, this is kind of amazing.

[velveteened]

billlllbo!

HELLO i'm zephy which i'm sure won't be confusing at all, and i play this kid from pandora hearts! welcome to the game!

[experting]

ozzzzzzzz~

omg pandora hearts, i used to be insane over it. ROFL well, hm, at least we won't ever forget each other's names? :D

[5055034455]

oh, he has more than one. you have fun with that. C:

[indirection]

'Ello, roomie. I heard you like dragons <:

[experting]

What aaaare these?

This is your fault.

[inafadingcrown]

Hi! I come bearing gifts. My name is Beth and I have this lovely elf here who has heard a lot about your little guy.

[experting]

So wait.

Bilbo's floor is haunted and he's rooming with a dragon? Sounds about right.

[instride]

..............I really didn't think you had it in you to go there but WHAT D'YOU KNOW. Never cease to surprise me 8|

[experting]

SCREAMING NO. NO.

that's not a gift at all. it's. a horrifying non-gift!

But hi c:

[experting]

i'm just laughing because it's so not funny.

[inafadingcrown]

Yes, but it is in my head, so you must suffer with me. idk. This is clearly the best way to make friends.

[instride]

If that makes you feel better it's probably the one thing that made me laugh the most today so far SO ROFL. Keep 'em coming 8|

he's 6'6”, btw. just throwing this out there.

[experting]

Very true. Now, as your new bff, I will assist you in getting rid of it.

So.

Here. That'll help with the stuckness.

[inafadingcrown]

HAHAHAHAHA oh, dear. I had that coming, really.

[experting]

WELL THEN. i will try my hardest to harass you.

dude... what. how is he so huge?

[instride]

THAT'S THE SPIRIT.

i don't know. to better toss dwarves and pocket hobbits?

[experting]

Yes. Yes you did c:

So we're even now. 8|

[inafadingcrown]

Excellent.

[experting]

Question

Is this movie!argorn or book!aragorn?