theparasite: (you're HILARIOUS.)
NIGHTCAP ([personal profile] theparasite) wrote in [community profile] exsiliumooc2013-06-01 09:50 pm
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PREPARE FOR TROUBLE.

Due to some magical antics MARTIN DARKOV IS GONE NOW THX EXSILIUM SEE U IN A MONTH.


INSTEAD OF THAT LOSER, YOU GET THIS:



This is Nightcap, the monster what took over Martin's sister, Regina. She's still kind of in there, but she won't be saying hello at all, what with the awful monster latched to her head pretending to be a hat!

Nightcap is a huge fan of shiny things, clothes, and, y'know. Murder. Lots of murder. It can control her fun ability of conjuring needles and tiny knives out of bone and ~magical whatever-material~ and doing crazy gymnast bullshit!

EXTREMELY UNPREDICTABLE (EXCEPT FOR PREDICTABLY PRONE TO VIOLENCE) AND DANGEROUS PLS DON'T TALK TO UNLESS UR A FAN OF PAIN AND CRAZYSAUCE

Actually no NIGHTCAP IS HERE TO STEAL UR SHIT, MAIM AND/OR MURDER YOU, AND MAKE ITSELF A MENACE TO UR SICKENED SOCIETY. Let me know if you'd like a scuffle or encounter this freak or encounter its messes (there will be many messes to find of assorted awfulness). Piles of discarded clothes, jewelery, trinkets, and...y'know. Bodies. Will be here and there amid your collective hayfever from hell and such things. IT'S JUST WHAT YOU NEED, RIGHT?



Martin will be back when this creature has been quite killed. PLANS WILL BE MADE FOR THAT. Let me know if you are interested in said plans and I will start making those plans and see what can be done. 8))
whatsupcroc: (☇ grin: hate to admit it...)

[personal profile] whatsupcroc 2013-06-02 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
wow ur weird


WHERE DID ISAAC'S SWEATER GO NOOOOOO
whatsupcroc: (☈ horse; hey baby wanna take a ride)

[personal profile] whatsupcroc 2013-06-02 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
SCREAMS

SCREAMS!!!!
whatsupcroc: (☇ scared: by what I can't stop)

[personal profile] whatsupcroc 2013-06-02 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
amusingly i'd be up for this
though she'd get fever!colls

maybe on the hospital roof
SAY ELLE................

WANNA PLAY?
whatsupcroc: (☇ scared: stop it)

[personal profile] whatsupcroc 2013-06-02 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
yessssssssssssssssssssss
whatsupcroc: (☈ tawny owl: whodunnit)

[personal profile] whatsupcroc 2013-06-02 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
i have consulted with the folks who'll be sticking to sick!Colls like glue, and they're also good with this so
ashraf is appreciated, and will be joined by drift if that's all good!!
whatsupcroc: (☇ happy: are you for real?)

[personal profile] whatsupcroc 2013-06-02 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
JUST YOU TRY TO STAND UP TO ASHRAF MCPECSALOT AND DRIFT THE REFORMED DECEPTICON

JUST YOU TRY!!!
whatsupcroc: (☇ ask: something you're thinking on?)

[personal profile] whatsupcroc 2013-06-02 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
question is she going to make off with any of those stolen bodyparts
whatsupcroc: (☈ tawny owl: whodunnit)

[personal profile] whatsupcroc 2013-06-02 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
it can take whatever parts it likes
lbr
collette won't be using them once unattached
she can get a whole collection
collect a wing froma bird w/e floats her boat
whatsupcroc: (☈ golden retriever: happy happy joy joy)

[personal profile] whatsupcroc 2013-06-02 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
a-are you going to scalp her pelt
whatsupcroc: (☇ sad: in some cases devastated)

[personal profile] whatsupcroc 2013-06-02 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
BUT SHE WAS USING THAT
whatsupcroc: (☇ doubt: yeeeeeeahno)

[personal profile] whatsupcroc 2013-06-02 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
UR NOT INVITED TO B A FRIEND

UR A JERK

UR

AS

BAD

AS

A

YEERK

by whcih she means visser one
whatsupcroc: (☈ crocodile: smile you're on ani camera)

[personal profile] whatsupcroc 2013-06-02 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
BITES
INTO
THE HAT

VICIOUSLY
WITH MANY TEETH

sure i was trying to bite your head but w/e
whatsupcroc: (☈ crocodile: smile you're on ani camera)

[personal profile] whatsupcroc 2013-06-02 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
i want that threat ic

JUST U TRY
SOBBING
JUST U TRY