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[crowing]

SILENCE!!!!

Quiet down, quiet down! Especially you! Yes, you! Don't look away like an idiot! My eyesight is fucking phenomenal! I can see you, you're making stupid faces and not paying attention to a word I'm saying. That's gotta end right this second. Did you ever hear the start of my speech? No?

Godddd! See, you're ruining it for everybody, but you're in luck. The great god of the multiverse (that's me, right here! front & centre!) looks upon your pitiful existence with favour and I'll start it over from the top! I'm Minami Ikki, the great Sky King—

—Wait, what? Time out, time out! What do you mean this isn't the ic intro? No? Well, shit. You assholes should have told me sooner before I totally made a fool outta myself. Man, I'm new here and they're gonna judge me. JUDGE ME UNFAVOURRRABBBLLYYY.

Anyway, hello! My name is Kimmeh! and that exclamation mark comes free of charge! It's optional, just because I fancy up my name doesn't mean that you gotta write it. I just like it. I'm a sparkling new face here over at Exsilium AND I AM REALLY FRICKIN' STOKED TO BE HERE. EEEEEEEEE. ♥

I'm bringing Minami Itsuki from Air Gear! He's a gigantic fucking bastard crow and you will love him. Or maybe not. I'm just going to pretend you'll love him anyway.



I'll have my ic intro up very soon and I look forward to playing with you all. Aaaaaaa, I'm really happy to be here. ♥

Comments

[crowing]

God, your username is excellent. Just excellent. ♥

HAHA, I'm glad to hear your praises. I am hear to either type at you to death or burn your eyes out with sparkles. TAKE YOUR PICK. ♥

[fe_male]

y thx

it is probably far better than the actual portrayal so be prepared to be underwhelmed js

BOTH OF THESE SOUND SCARY THOUGH idk can't i choose death by dehydration via too much sex, or just.. chocolate. chocolate is good. sparkles and burning sounds like some sort of dementia + std

[crowing]

No way, no way. I've got high hopes for you and I!

BUT THAT'S THE POINT. What is a king who is not feared? Goodness! But. . . Idk, I'll give you that whole chocolate bit though. Not a bad way to die.

Actually, while I'm thinking about it. . . Wouldn't the chafing get to you before the dehydration on the sex route? Or exhaustion?

[fe_male]

don't poke holes in my prurient logic this early i'll have nothing to work with later on

[crowing]

But, but. . .! ;u;

I thought this was the sure-fire way to romance you.

[fe_male]

tbh it probably is i just enjoy being difficult

[crowing]

excellent. That's just how I like 'em!

BUT I DON'T THINK I GOT YOUR NAME?

[fe_male]

oh whoops

hi i'm jansen

it's okay i legitimately almost always forget that people don't already know who i am

[crowing]

AIN'T NO THANG. I think basically everyone here is a stranger to me. . . . For now.

It's nice to meet you, Jansen! I hope I'll get to pester the ever-living-fuck outta you icly. ♥♥

[fe_male]

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