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SILENCE!!!!

Quiet down, quiet down! Especially you! Yes, you! Don't look away like an idiot! My eyesight is fucking phenomenal! I can see you, you're making stupid faces and not paying attention to a word I'm saying. That's gotta end right this second. Did you ever hear the start of my speech? No?

Godddd! See, you're ruining it for everybody, but you're in luck. The great god of the multiverse (that's me, right here! front & centre!) looks upon your pitiful existence with favour and I'll start it over from the top! I'm Minami Ikki, the great Sky King—

—Wait, what? Time out, time out! What do you mean this isn't the ic intro? No? Well, shit. You assholes should have told me sooner before I totally made a fool outta myself. Man, I'm new here and they're gonna judge me. JUDGE ME UNFAVOURRRABBBLLYYY.

Anyway, hello! My name is Kimmeh! and that exclamation mark comes free of charge! It's optional, just because I fancy up my name doesn't mean that you gotta write it. I just like it. I'm a sparkling new face here over at Exsilium AND I AM REALLY FRICKIN' STOKED TO BE HERE. EEEEEEEEE. ♥

I'm bringing Minami Itsuki from Air Gear! He's a gigantic fucking bastard crow and you will love him. Or maybe not. I'm just going to pretend you'll love him anyway.

I'll have my ic intro up very soon and I look forward to playing with you all. Aaaaaaa, I'm really happy to be here. ♥

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i have no idea who this character is but you probably win my vote for 'ic intro that kept my interest the longest'

only pretend that doesn't sound like really super assholey because i honestly love all you new people

tbh i think the blingee sets you apart

and by 'ic' i clearly mean 'ooc'

God, your username is excellent. Just excellent. ♥

HAHA, I'm glad to hear your praises. I am hear to either type at you to death or burn your eyes out with sparkles. TAKE YOUR PICK. ♥

...

Welp, time to hide all his important stuff under the bed again. That didn't last very long.

y thx

it is probably far better than the actual portrayal so be prepared to be underwhelmed js

BOTH OF THESE SOUND SCARY THOUGH idk can't i choose death by dehydration via too much sex, or just.. chocolate. chocolate is good. sparkles and burning sounds like some sort of dementia + std

Did you really think you could be trusted to run amok in a new world? You're still carrying the Kogarasumaru symbol! You'll shame us all!

More importantly, you'll shame me.

And god, these poor people. Having to put up with an IC intro twice. 8(

NAH, PRETTY SURE YOU'VE GOT THAT COVERED ALL ON YOUR OWN.

Edited 2012-12-09 06:52 (UTC)

LMAOOO SHUT UP. WHO THE HELL DOESN'T MARVEL AT THE SOUND OF IKKI'S VOICE.

EXCUSE YOU. I'M A FUCKING KING OVER HERE.

YOU SPEAK TO ME WITH RESPECT!!!

I don't know—EVERYONE WHO ISN'T IKKI, maybe.

WHAT KIND OF KING MESSES UP THEIR IC + OOC INTROS. DENIED.

No way, no way. I've got high hopes for you and I!

BUT THAT'S THE POINT. What is a king who is not feared? Goodness! But. . . Idk, I'll give you that whole chocolate bit though. Not a bad way to die.

Actually, while I'm thinking about it. . . Wouldn't the chafing get to you before the dehydration on the sex route? Or exhaustion?