one more soul to the call

[assworthsaving]

Ah, hi! My name's Orphen and I'm new to Exsilium and was lured here with promises of candy and possibly donuts. I'm the worst at intros, this is evidence right here, so I'll keep this short!

I play this reckless, treasure-hunting dirt-bucket named Nathan Drake from the Uncharted series and he's being pulled from mid-game Uncharted 3 where he acts like a giant dick to all his friends. But when he's not obsessing over his personal quest and fighting to maintain his pride, he's a really nice guy! And a giant history nerd.

Anyway, it's nice to meet you all and I look forward to playing here. :3 If anyone should need to contact me then PMing this account is fine or you can use my plurk- goldenhind

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[assworthsaving]

I JUST WANT YOU TO LOVE ME LIKE I LOVE SIR FRANCIS DRAKE

LOVE EVERY INCH OF ME

--WELL. EVERY YARD OF ME.

[notstubborn]

PUT THE DONUTS

DOWN

[assworthsaving]

BUT

THEN WHO WILL LOVE ME

[notstubborn]

OH I DON'T KNOW


MAYBE YOUR WIFE

[assworthsaving]

... SIR FRANCIS DRAKE?

[notstubborn]

S I G H

[assworthsaving]

SORRY. WERE YOU EXPECTING ANOTHER ANSWER?

[notstubborn]

NATE

GO MAKE FRIENDS WITH THE COUCH

YOU'RE GOING TO BE SLEEPING ON IT FOR A LONG TIME

[assworthsaving]

ALREADY BFFS WITH SULLY'S COUCH :(

[notstubborn]

BETTER MARRY IT THEN

[assworthsaving]

IT DOES KEEP ME WARM AT NIGHT WHILE I SOB INTO MY BOX OF DONUTS