one more soul to the call

[assworthsaving]

Ah, hi! My name's Orphen and I'm new to Exsilium and was lured here with promises of candy and possibly donuts. I'm the worst at intros, this is evidence right here, so I'll keep this short!

I play this reckless, treasure-hunting dirt-bucket named Nathan Drake from the Uncharted series and he's being pulled from mid-game Uncharted 3 where he acts like a giant dick to all his friends. But when he's not obsessing over his personal quest and fighting to maintain his pride, he's a really nice guy! And a giant history nerd.

Anyway, it's nice to meet you all and I look forward to playing here. :3 If anyone should need to contact me then PMing this account is fine or you can use my plurk- goldenhind

Comments

[totallytrustworthy]

YEAH I GET TO USE THIS ICON AND HAVE IT BE APPROPRIATE

HI DARLING ILU AND I AM SO GLAD YOU ARE HERE <3333333

ps my heart is not ready

[assworthsaving]

I COULD SAY THE SAME THING ABOUT ALL THESE UNUSED ICONS I HAVE

this is gonna be the weepiest reunion and i am not sorry

[totallytrustworthy]

everything is sad and everything hurts

BUT IT'LL GET BETTER RIGHT?

....maybe?

[assworthsaving]

... Do you remember who you're dealing with? Do you?

[totallytrustworthy]

Right.


Point taken. It is ok you know I am just as bad

[assworthsaving]

But you could help Elena find my phurba. :3

[totallytrustworthy]

You'd have to be breathing for that.

[assworthsaving]

Oh. :(

[totallytrustworthy]

Don't worry m8, we'll get you patched up in no time <3

[assworthsaving]

bawwww got anything for a broken heart :(

[totallytrustworthy]

Yes. c:

One slightly used wife still wearing her wedding band.

[assworthsaving]

but i still have my wedding ring to Sir Francis :3

KEYWORDS

[totallytrustworthy]

... KEYWORDS???

[assworthsaving]

[alittlesweptup]

SCREAM OF JOY

[assworthsaving]

HELLO NERD-BRO






OH I HAVE NO HUGGING CHARLIE ICONS

SHAME

[chartom]

/touches u

[assworthsaving]

/blushes

... now pull a rabbit outta your ass, magic man

[chartom]

Kinky

[assworthsaving]

gotta be cramped up there with all the gerbils :(

[onemoredeath]

Hello there, I am Alec and I have two not!Gackts in lay. This one is a cannibalistic serial killer by the name of Teijirou Takegami and the other one is a yakuza vampire pouty face by the name of Sho.

Welcome to the game!

[assworthsaving]

That is quite an interesting lineup! It's nice to meet you Alec. :3

[urnotafraid]

They can be fun!

Hope you enjoy the game :3

[theconsummateconman]

LET THE BRO TIMES COMMENCEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

[assworthsaving]

NO MORE GETTING KIDNAPPED PRINCESS SULLY

[notstubborn]

/RUBS ALL OVER

PRETEND THIS IS ME USING MY HUGGING ICON

BECAUSE I WOULD BE USING IT RIGHT NOW IF I COULD

[assworthsaving]

ALL I SEE ARE JUDGING LOOKS

PRETEND THIS IS ME PRE-KRISPY KREME ADDICTION. YOU KNOW WHO DOESN'T JUDGE ELENA? DONUTS. DONUTS DON'T JUDGE.

[notstubborn]

THERE IS NO JUDGING, NO JUDGING AT ALL

PUT DOWN THE DONUTS, RIGHT NOW, OR TALBOT WILL BE THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES

[assworthsaving]

I JUST WANT YOU TO LOVE ME LIKE I LOVE SIR FRANCIS DRAKE

LOVE EVERY INCH OF ME

--WELL. EVERY YARD OF ME.

[notstubborn]

PUT THE DONUTS

DOWN

[assworthsaving]

BUT

THEN WHO WILL LOVE ME

[notstubborn]

OH I DON'T KNOW


MAYBE YOUR WIFE

[assworthsaving]

... SIR FRANCIS DRAKE?

[notstubborn]

S I G H

[assworthsaving]

SORRY. WERE YOU EXPECTING ANOTHER ANSWER?

[notstubborn]

NATE

GO MAKE FRIENDS WITH THE COUCH

YOU'RE GOING TO BE SLEEPING ON IT FOR A LONG TIME

[assworthsaving]

ALREADY BFFS WITH SULLY'S COUCH :(

[notstubborn]

BETTER MARRY IT THEN

[assworthsaving]

IT DOES KEEP ME WARM AT NIGHT WHILE I SOB INTO MY BOX OF DONUTS

[redemptio]

holy shit someone who knows of archer & plays nate hello i'm going to stalk every thread you do

[assworthsaving]

Haha. Who needs a tactical turtleneck when you have Henleys!

Tacti-ley. No. Tacti-hen.

Ah... maybe not.

[gofortheoptics]

Why hello there Orphen!

I'm Lettie, welcome to the game! The candy was probably not a lie.

I play Tali here, as well as Mystique (X-Men: First Class), Alistair (Dragon Age) and Haymitch (the Hunger Games). I'll go ahead and toss my plurk at yours!

[assworthsaving]

Ah, Drake will be the worst roommate for poor Tali.

It's nice to meet you, Lettie! Tali and Alistair are my favourites from both those series. :3 Except I haven't played Mass Effect 3 yet.

[gofortheoptics]

Between Tony and Nathan I have a feeling she'll have an interesting life.

And I can try to keep your tags spoiler-free if you want!

[assworthsaving]

Explosions make everything infinitely more interesting.

And as for the spoilers, if it isn't too much trouble for you then that would be a tremendous help. ME3 is next up on my backlog queue anyway. :)

[gofortheoptics]

I will do my best!

Seriously though, no sunroof needed at least in her room.