+1 golden dickbag

[heavyhanded]

so hey... if you need any kings slain, or anything, i brought a dude that can take them off your hands for you. he's real good at it. 8]

Here is Jaime Lannister, the Kingslayer, of A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones! I'm taking him from the end of his last chapter in Feast for Crows, which means he is literally walking spoilers for anyone who is only watching the show/hasn't caught up with the books. So, let me know here if you don't want to be spoiled, please!

THIS ALSO MEANS THAT HIS ICONS ARE A TINY BIT INACCURATE, please feel free to imagine that ~long beautiful golden hair~ is sheared short, and also he has a beard. Yep. Also ALSO he's coming in with CR from capeandcowl, which means, among other things, technology won't absolutely confound him. As much.

ROOMING WITH ZEVRAN AND PHEONIX WRIGHT HI GUYS, ARE YOU READY TO BE ENDLESSLY SNARKED AT AND CONSTANTLY MOCKED


oh right also this is liz, hi

Comments

[heavyhanded]

you're a stark who acts like a lannister

of course you're completely untrustworthy

[fe_male]

excuse you he acts just like a stark okay

your starks are just weird

[heavyhanded]

yeah they get all upset and shit when you shove their kids out windows, he just doesn't get it

he'll take a tony stark over any of his starks any day (PROVIDED HE KEEPS HIS GRUBBY STARK HANDS OFF THAT ALIEN VIRTUE)

[fe_male]

hey he's been shoved out a window it's not fun

what is it with starks being tossed out windows

(that might be difficult js)