+1 golden dickbag

[heavyhanded]

so hey... if you need any kings slain, or anything, i brought a dude that can take them off your hands for you. he's real good at it. 8]

Here is Jaime Lannister, the Kingslayer, of A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones! I'm taking him from the end of his last chapter in Feast for Crows, which means he is literally walking spoilers for anyone who is only watching the show/hasn't caught up with the books. So, let me know here if you don't want to be spoiled, please!

THIS ALSO MEANS THAT HIS ICONS ARE A TINY BIT INACCURATE, please feel free to imagine that ~long beautiful golden hair~ is sheared short, and also he has a beard. Yep. Also ALSO he's coming in with CR from capeandcowl, which means, among other things, technology won't absolutely confound him. As much.

ROOMING WITH ZEVRAN AND PHEONIX WRIGHT HI GUYS, ARE YOU READY TO BE ENDLESSLY SNARKED AT AND CONSTANTLY MOCKED


oh right also this is liz, hi

Comments

[ex_cashcow493]

(gpokerface)

[heavyhanded]

whoa hey now, he's not sure about slaying lady kings
that one just doesn't make sense

[ex_cashcow493]

o ok then he's a swell fella in her book then

[heavyhanded]

oh, perfect, i'm sure they'll be the best of friends!!

[ex_cashcow493]

say if this one king by the name of gilgamesh shows up, do her a favor will ya??

[heavyhanded]

depends
is gilgamesh a bag of dicks

[ex_cashcow493]

he is like the crown royale sack of dicks

[heavyhanded]

well in that case, he'll get right on it :]

[deadelfwalking]

Jaime-chan :')

[heavyhanded]

wow fella
that's some skin condition you got

[deadelfwalking]

I bet I can out-grimdark u, buddy

[heavyhanded]

no one can out-grimdark koltira, you don't even try

[selfloyalty]

fuck yes lannisters fuck yes

but oh no spoilers oh no ;;



i am excite because in case you couldn't tell from plurk lannisters are my favourite

[heavyhanded]

GEE I WOULD PROBABLY NEVER HAVE GUESSED

[lionspride]

I TRY REALLY HARD TO HIDE IT

BUT THEN THE CERSEI DRINKING GIF POPS UP

[celestial_wizard]

Ohgosh this is awesome.

..one day I will finish those books. *looks at those forlorn little books on her shelf* Also I am fine with spoilers EVENTUALLY I WILL READ THE BOOKS :D

[heavyhanded]

WELL THEY'RE FANTASTIC BOOKS SO I HOPE IT'S A SOON EVENTUALLY

[commentboxtroll]

oh ew who's letting lannisters in here

[heavyhanded]

dude blame the mods
idk what's wrong with them

[gevurah]

oh it's prince charming again

[heavyhanded]

swooshes beautiful golden hair beard

[fe_male]

yeah because we totally need more arrogant, sarcastic, beardy guys who are really good at what they do okay

[heavyhanded]

mr stark you are rooming with his weird alien lady, he has his eye on you.

[fe_male]

are you insinuating he is untrustworthy or something

[heavyhanded]

you're a stark who acts like a lannister

of course you're completely untrustworthy

[fe_male]

excuse you he acts just like a stark okay

your starks are just weird

[heavyhanded]

yeah they get all upset and shit when you shove their kids out windows, he just doesn't get it

he'll take a tony stark over any of his starks any day (PROVIDED HE KEEPS HIS GRUBBY STARK HANDS OFF THAT ALIEN VIRTUE)

[fe_male]

hey he's been shoved out a window it's not fun

what is it with starks being tossed out windows

(that might be difficult js)

[transgressed]

OH BOY

[allsongs]

OH MY

[thalassian]

golden

dick

bag??

HEY COOL HI WHO ARE YOU

[fintastic]

That is a very very good beard!!!!

[bratworth]

yes good I AM SO EXCITED TO SEE HIM AROUND

[acemedium]

screeeeee

[gofortheoptics]

Grose

[heavyhanded]

ew

[gofortheoptics]

No u

[minded]

glorious ahhh!

[livinuptothename]

fuck someone else i need to get ugly cr with

[heavyhanded]

oh yes i will be all over that. there are trends to keep up.

[livinuptothename]

do you even have a preference or should i just keep throwing things at you till something sticks