Introduction

[andhishat]

Hello fine scoundrels and rebels of Exsilium, I am Anzy, the great and, er, forgetful.

Today I bring to you yet another Bioware protagonist, because clearly you can never have too many of those. In this case she is Reya of Candlekeep, the smart mouthed Child of Bhaal from the classic Baldur's Gate RPG series. She's coming from the middle of the Throne of Bhaal expansion, and is a level 35 Half-Elf Wild Mage, something that gives her tremendous cosmic power, while at the same time limitless possibilities for shenanigans. She's seen more than her fair share of strange events, and she can be a bit prickly, but under it all she is a good person who wants to help, so hopefully she can find herself a new party here.

Anyway, I'm looking forward to playing with you all, you can contact me on plurk at Anzila86. With that said, I'll be on my way.

YOU MUST GATHER YOUR PARTY BEFORE VENTURING FORTH!

SONOVA-

Comments

[insecrets]

/chinhands

hello, Anzy darling

fancy seeing you here

[insecrets]

also it's Ashe 8V

you already know my one Bioware protag, but I also play Finnick Odair from The Hunger Games. His tears should be a magical ability. And also Chloe Saunders the cutest necromancer, from Darkest Powers.

edit: oh random icon....

[andhishat]

Why, what a strange coincidence that we should wander into each other like this my dear Ashe.

I do indeed, and Finnick's tears are clearly a spell like ability. Cure/Inflict Major Emotional Wounds 3/day.

The world needs a great deal more adorable necromancers.

[insecrets]

Goodness, I know! It's not like I enabled you or anything. God.

They are. They make everyone around him feel bad, melting the coldest of hearts.

ikr? Then maybe people wouldn't hate them so much.

[andhishat]

You? Enable? Perish the thought!

Finnick, we need to weaponize those tears, go look at pictures of sad puppies.

It's all just bad press. Nothing wrong with meddling in the realm between life and death, but all these guys have to go around in black cloaks ruining it for the rest of us.

[gorillawarfare]

OH HEY THERE

[andhishat]

Why, all these strange and wonderful new people I am meeting!

[howherolls]

Yes, such a pit of villains and strangers alike!

:P HI ANZY I AM NYM I PLAY MARCO AND PEETA HERE YE~AH

[andhishat]

HI NYM WHO I HAVE NEVER MET BUT SOMEHOW KNOW IS AWESOME!

[passive]

Oh hi.

[andhishat]

Bethany, you're going to make Reya miss her own spirited yet unlucky little sister.

[passive]

Why are all little sisters so unlucky... :'c

Anyway yes hi!!! This is Ally if you didn't figure that out, I also play Tali and Lym blah blah welcome :V

also why are we not plurk friends FIXING THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW

[andhishat]

*sob* I don't know. Bioware, do you have something against adorable baby sisters?

It's a pleasure to meet you Ally, I must say I am a huge fan of your character choices.

YES, SNAP ACCEPTED!

[fe_male]

oh my god you must gather your par-- then get the hell over here, assholes, jesus

^ thought process too often playing DA. I honestly don't remember having the problem nearly as often with ME, but I haven't even played your series.

Also more mages tony's face is just so many shades of :| why

[andhishat]

It was bad enough in Baldur's Gate that they made specific mods just to SHUT IT UP ARRRRGH!

:3, Reya is going to be like, the anti Tony, trying to prove how all the crazy science is just really cleverly disguised magic. She basically grew up in a giant library with a nerdy wizard for a dad.

[fe_male]

oh wow that's kind of nice

I wonder if there was a mod like that for Star Wars: Obi-Wan, because if ever there was another game that needed it

I'm not sure

no no there are enough anti-tonys around that doesn't sound fun to him at all

[andhishat]

They were saints.

That bad huh?

Well, then clearly he will have to introduce her to the joys of SCIENCE. Which she will likely try to mix with magic.

[birdhousesoul]

Whoo, more mages! Welcome! I'm Gazebo, I play Anders, he is a mage and likes mages, hi!

[andhishat]

Yay for Mage friends! She's not originally from a place where mages are despised, but she spent a good deal of time in one. They tried to throw her baby sister in an insane asylum for defending herself with magic.

She will sympathize with Anders.

[selfloyalty]

BIOWARE PROTAGONIST

unfortunately i have never had the opportunity to play baldur's gate which is a horrendous shame seeing as dragon age......apparently takes a lot from that game lmao

BUT IN ANY CASE WELCOME i'm sam, i play anora~

[andhishat]

PROTAGONIST PARTY!

It is a phenomenal series, it really lays the foundation for the games to come, and if you find yourself interested, they're actually releasing a new and updated version of both Baldur's Gate games for Mac and PC starting in September.

Pleasure to meet you Sam! I'm carving my way through DA:O as we speak, and loving every minute of it.

[deadelfwalking]

(half) ellllves <3 I'm lyn & I play this undead elf guy and also a chimera guy (hardbody); nice to meet you!

[andhishat]

Pointy ears are the best ears! (though she's a half elf half human half god...magic is weird). Very nice to meet you as well Lyn!

[repetition]

YAY ANZY!!!!! CCCCCCCCCCCCCC:

[andhishat]

The party apparently doesn't start until I walk in, so I figured I'd walk in!

[repetition]

I'm glad you are here!! Now every day will be a party.

Homura here is not very friendly but I am sure you remember that Vanille is!

[andhishat]

Vanille is adorable and will remind Reya a little of her pink haired baby sister. Also, if we ever get a Minsc from her canon (big lovable doof who adores baby animals) she'll try and set them on a play date.

Oh Homura, being unfriendly just makes her want to be in your company more.

[repetition]

MAN I LOVE MINSC THAT WOULD BE THE BEST FRIENDSHIP OF ALL TIME

Yes please try to annoy her into being more social I would dearly love that.

[andhishat]

THEY COULD BRAID BOO'S FUR!

Reya will look like her icon when she finds someone grumpy and anti social.

[noble_nate]

Bioware protags are the best!

I'm Kel, and I play Nathaniel Howe from Dragon Age Origins: Awakening. Welcome to the game!

[andhishat]

They really really are. I'm a big fan at least!

Pleased to meet you Kel. I'm looking forward to getting to Awakening soon!

[onemoredeath]

Hello there, I am Alec and this is not!Gackt Teijirou Takegami from the jdrama Mr. Brain which is about a neurologist that solves crimes. Takegami is a serial killer with a taste for human flesh, slight control issues, and a huge flirt.

Welcome to the game!

[andhishat]

Well now, quite the character indeed. Reya's met a few people with a taste for human flesh in her day, but most are of the Mwahahahaha variety.

Thank you, nice to meet you.

[onemoredeath]

He foams at the brain instead at the mouth in all honesty. And things might get to be a little interesting soonish.

[invocation]

HI ANZY C:

[andhishat]

HI ROBYN!

[woahwoahawkward]

Aww yeah team Bioware

[andhishat]

Bioware is the best ware...that made sense in my head.

Anyway, Alister, she is going to love you. Without her friends around, her life is devoid of proper snark.

[woahwoahawkward]

Eh heh heh

Well, you know how he feels about ladies who like his snark.

(Awkward.)

[andhishat]

Awkward is a refreshing change from preachy or creepy. Besides, she's killed like a half dozen dragons and never had a boyfriend, so they're in the same boat.

[woahwoahawkward]

High five for dragonslaying virgins!

[andhishat]

*high fives*

[woahwoahawkward]

:>

[tis_disapproval]

Ewww, Bioware...

Ewww, mages...

[andhishat]

God, who does that? I mean, if I must play from a bioware game, I should have chosen a paladin!

[tis_disapproval]

Disgusting creatures, they are! With their magic and their... Their... Their hair!

[andhishat]

And all that chanting! What's up with that anyway?

[tis_disapproval]

Horridness, that's what!