there's a zombie on your lawn

[deadelfwalking]

HELLO this is Lyn again; I already have Zel, but I brought this fellow to the test drive meme and decided to go ahead and app him! His name is Koltira Deathweaver & he is a blood elf death knight from World of Warcraft. He will never actually dance like that (unless he is injected with something very powerful). As everything about him implies, he is undead and not really loving it. He has a big sword that he calls Byfrost, likes drinking scotch and has to engage in violence regularly so as to stave off madness via agony.

I AM SURE HE WILL BE GREAT FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE <3

Comments

[workout]

MAN I REALLY HATE BLOOD ELVES

[deadelfwalking]

zombie vs. werewolf, go

[workout]

it's on like donkey kong

[withouthumanity]

uM I WILL FIGHT YOU

[deadelfwalking]

she is just being ORNERY and SPITEFUL

[withouthumanity]

TUTTING DRAMATICALLY......

[birdhousesoul]

those moves!

[deadelfwalking]

You may recognize them from Napoleon Dynamite, as that is in fact where they are from

[workout]

poops on the carpet

[deadelfwalking]

you're cruisin for a bruisin

[deadelfwalking]

anglin for a manglin

[deadelfwalking]

aimin for a maimin

[withouthumanity]

he and loki need to conspire together be completely harmless friends

[deadelfwalking]

APPROVED

[withouthumanity]

HELL YEAH

[deadelfwalking]

although to be entirely fair, koltira is no great conspirator X) HE HAS A FAIRLY STRAIGHTFORWARD APPROACH TO PROBLEM-SOLVING (runeblade to the gut). But he will recognize Loki (and many others, I expect) as a mage, and blood elves tend to respect magical ability, it being the foundation of their society and all.

[withouthumanity]

loki can totally get behind runeblades to the gut man

Yes, this will be lovely :D

[stonefaith]

ZOMBIE FRIENDO. :') :') :'''))))

[deadelfwalking]

zombie high-five <33

[stonefaith]

we need to get these two and some (more) vodka together stat

bariyan might just end up crying grossly about his undeath but i mean STILL

[deadelfwalking]

LET IT OUT, FRIEND, let it out

[hornedomen]

Ew blood elves.



But srsly this character is amazing! I was devouring those test meme threads.

[deadelfwalking]

so much elf prejudice!!

Thank youuu, I had a lot of fun with them :D

[tis_disapproval]

No, please dance like that... :c

[deadelfwalking]

haha maybe if he is mind-controlled at some point ...

[tis_disapproval]

As if under some sort of magical enchantment, you say?

[deadelfwalking]

As if exactly that

[tis_disapproval]

[onemoredeath]

Wanna come share some agony with a cannibal?

He can dance too!



Sort of.

[deadelfwalking]

Aww yiss, awkward dance paaarty~

[onemoredeath]

He does have worse moves but that... he looks a little like a grown up kid dressed like that.

[passive]

SCREAM KOLTIRA HE WAS MY FAVORITE

blood elves rule ok

[deadelfwalking]

they are in fact the best <33

[theguideless]

YAAAAAY

[theguideless]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M NOT EMOTING TO MATCH MY TEXT

[deadelfwalking]

/FLIES AT
no a look of terror is very appropriate

[healplz]

IS HE REALLY A ZOMBIE, IS THIS ANOTHER OF YOUR CHARACTERS FOR ASHRAF TO BE RACIST AGAINST
I'M SO EXCITED

[deadelfwalking]

YUP HE IS REALLY A ZOMBIE; feel free to notice it straightaway also. he is very obviously undead.
haha i love ashraf's suspicious face<333

[healplz]

WELL GOOD BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA SEE IT A LOT
i should draw more suspicious icons just for running into your characters

also hey do you think heals would effect him in the same way (do damage instead of heal), or is there a different mechanic in WoW for that?

[deadelfwalking]

HAHA that might be wise >: (zel insists there is nothing suspicious about him, GOSH ...)

holy magic heals undead characters (in fact, undead can even be holy priests) BUT it is also extraordinarily painful. fandom's conception of it (and I tend to agree) is that it's like a very intense cauterization. The wounds will close in response to holy heals, but it will not be a pleasant experience for the wounded.

[healplz]

oh, okay, gotcha! that's pretty cool. C: man that's like a lose/lose situation for ashraf, though. if he hates him, then DAMMIT I'VE HEALED HIM. and if he ever starts liking him, it's OH GOD I'M HURTING HIM. ;_;

in RO there's also holy light, which does (weak) holy damage to any kind of target, but strong holy damage to undead/demon. and blessing blinds and confuses, like i think i rambled about in the thread with zel... any thoughts on the effectiveness of those? :T

[healplz]

or i could just add you on plurk like a normal person

[deadelfwalking]

PLURK IS COOL

re: spells, though--if it's a damage-based holy spell, then yeah, that will get'im! for the purposes of game balance, undead NPCs/PCs are not typically worse off from holy damage than other schools of magic, but I really have no problem with holy putting the greater hurt on him. The only thing with death knights is that, as a class, they have a million and one ways to neutralize magic/spell-casting (this is why I hate them when I play my mage in PvP, and love them when I am playing as one, versus mages), so be warned that he will react very badly if Ashraf uses holy magic against him X)

[implying]

eheheheh excellent THIS SOUNDS GOOD. in RO, the only class that can stop spell casting is priest, so ASHRAF WOULD BE A TAD PISSED.

oh god this isn't ashraf what's going on

[deadelfwalking]

ohhh snap X]

idk what is going on but that is a badass mask, sir