YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKED BIOWARE IN YOUR BIOWARE

[tis_disapproval]

I'm a completely new person who is bringing in Morrigan, from the 'Dragon Age' computer games! This will be fabulous, on account of how she's probably going to hate everything and amuse herself by gloating over the suffering of others!

Yay!

You can thank blame glare at Anders' writer for luring me here, due to highly recommending your DA-verse cast. Awww, yeeeeeah...

For those of you unfamiliar with her, Morrigan is a mage, but whereas Anders is all HELP SAVE MY BRETHREN, Morrigan would be more likely to laugh at your face and make a cleverly snide remark about... I don't know... Something... Because that's what she does, man. At least, when she's not disapproving of almost everything and using bits of ye olde language in her words, like 'tis and 'twould (even though she literally grew up in, like, a shack in the middle of nowhere - reading is apparently what people did before TV and the 'puters).

She's also a bit of a card, due to using magic, but not subscribing to religious views of the afterlife. If you're superstitious, she kind of takes the opportunity to make fun of you.

'Mass Effect' crowd - feel free to wonder if she's secretly Admiral Xen! Who I might eventually apply, too, because I'm apparently the only one who writes her. D: When you've got Claudia Black's voice, these things happen!

Oh... And she hates Alistair, had sex with him or someone else, but probably him to give birth to an ancient god and can turn into animals, like giant spiders and dogs...

Comments

[hellodeadpeople]

SCREEEEE MORRIGAN, YES 8D This is so excellent. SO HEY, I'M JEN and I play Jack here, Thor Odinson and Arthur Pendragon. Awesome to have yoooou~

[tis_disapproval]

Jaaaaaaack... <3 Like an outer-space Morrigan, with less hair and dirtier put-downs!

Arthur/Thor, stop being Alistair's clone-brothers. Morrigan's going to hate and toy with you so much. :c

[amereillusion]

EEEEE, MORRIGAN, YES. My all-time favorite BioWare character.

Now I'm tempted to bring Darth Nox back...

[tis_disapproval]

One of the few times I shall have an opportunity to use her lightsaber icon. :D

[ladyspitfire]

MORRIGAN

[tis_disapproval]

SHEPARD

I seem to recall interacting with your warden many moons ago on DM, back when I was at another game! It shall be good to do so in a more conducive setting!

Also, Morrigan will probably figure out about all the divergent stuff early on and keep her own background largely ambiguous. But if pressed for details, I'll probably base her history on my default play-through, which was with an evil-ish mage female Warden. Thus, a Cousland warrior type will be a mite perplexing for her!

BET YOU'RE GLAD SHE WENT THROUGH THAT ELUVIAN NOW, EH?

[birdhousesoul]

MAGE PARTY TIME

[tis_disapproval]

I BLAME YOU FOR THIS

[selfloyalty]

SCREECH YES

I'M SAM HELLO!

[tis_disapproval]

HAI ANORA

I HAD YOUR HUSBAND'S GOD-BABY

c:

[undeadarmies]

MORRIGAAAAAAN 8DDDD

Hi, I'm Ashe and welcome to the game!

I play Commander Shepard, Finnick Odair, and Chloe Saunders.

c:

[childhood_surgery]

We have probably interacted via this journal. >:D

Incidentally, your Shepard-face is coincidentally not too dissimilar from the one I made up for her - BRUNETTE SHEPARDS FTW!

[fe_male]

Tony is going to be FASCINATED okay pls can we have threads where she's being all HBIC and Tony is like YES PLEASE MORE OKAY or something because I want to laugh

alternately they annoy the ever living shit out of one another

[tis_disapproval]

Please disregard all magic-users as clearly not knowing the slightest thing about scientific/academic things, please, Tony. You will earn her manipulative wrath foreeeeeeeeeeverrrrr... <3 c:

Or just mention something which is clearly emotionally painful to you... MORRIGAN ENJOYS TAKING NOTES LIKE THAT.

[whatatool]

Favorite DA party member, yayyyyyy! :3

Welcome to the game! Name's Kate and I play some jerks you might be interested in, namely Joker here and Johanna Mason of The Hunger Games.

[tis_disapproval]

Mine, too! Shocking, I know!

Would you like an organic evil overlord, Joker...?

[passive]

Morrigaaaaaaaaaaaaan~~~ omg so excited, this cast gets more beautiful with every passing day.

So hi and welcome!! I'm Ally, and I play Bethany as well as Tali'Zorah PLEASE APP XEN OH MY GOD, so there will be some voice confusion going on, yes yes.

[tis_disapproval]

I just recently finished the sequel, but Bethany got killed by an ogre. :c My second play-through is, however, showing more promise for her not dying at the start!

It will be interesting to see what she makes of a much more darkly confrontational female mage.

Morrigan comes from a bit after the second game, so that I can have her take account of knowing about the war! Since I'm 90% sure that's probably what her and 'mother' kept alluding to...

[childhood_surgery]

And I cannot lie. I once randomly came across your Tali journal somewhere at DM and laughed at the account name and gif on teh profile page. XD

XEN MIGHT JUST BE LURED...

[noble_nate]

Morrigan! So excited to see her here, and looking forward to having her and Nathaniel grump at each other!

[tis_disapproval]

Hey, Nathaniel! I watched your dad die!

It was super-fun! :D

[woahwoahawkward]

Oh god

this is just the best week for Alistair

EVER

[woahwoahawkward]

His ending definitely did not have him impregnating Morrigan so feel free to be as hideous about her talking about his genitals to other people as possible

[onemoredeath]

Hello there! I am Alec and this is not!Gackt Teijirou Takegami from the tiny jdrama Mr. Brain which is about a neurologist that solves crimes. Takegami is a serial killer with a taste for human flesh, mild control issues, and a big huge flirt.

Welcome to the game!

also... have one of my gazillion gifs cuz eeeeee! excited!

[tis_disapproval]

That's a little distur-

NO WAIT SHE CAN TURN INTO A GIANT SPIDER. IT'S ALL GOOD.