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+1 ex-cerberus cheerleader

putting the ass in mass effect since 2168

Now that I have your attention. Hi! Mellie here with another character. ~~because really? You can never have just one.~~ This here is Miranda Lawson from Mass Effect (The second, to be more specific.) She's coming in post-game. ~~because mellie hasn't played the third yet.~~

I'm pretty much in the business of collecting bad ass ladies, and Miranda is no different. She has daddy issues, dat ass should be tattooed on well..., she's tough, no nonsense, and not here for that. That being said. Shepard has softened her up a bit so she is slightly less of a cold hearted bitch. :3

My hand is still wonky so I'll intro her once it feels better.

You can still reach me at: aim: Mellipso. plurk: xylazine.

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BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH

I see some things never change.

Don't know. I have hair now. And children.

And here I thought all that element zero had left you bald. Congrats on that.

[biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch. That last thing was just low, Jack.]

[ W H O O P S ]

It's a miracle of science. Sort of like you but hotter.

I didn't think it was actually possibly for your IQ to drop any further. Apparently, I was mistaken.

I aspire to exceed expectations.

Typically in the most destructive way you're able. I'd hardly count that as an achievement.

Oh look it's a genetically perfect Cerberus cheerleader bosh'tet

hi der

Quarian. How quaint.

:'D All the insults for Miranda.

I mean. Hi.

haaaaaai!

Miranda, bring that ass onto the Normandy. We'll bang, okay?

You know, Shepard, I usually wouldn't go for that but the chance to ensure all of you is still in working condition is too great of an opportunity to pass up.

OHO

well then /eyebrow waggle

GOODNESS NONE OF MY CHARACTER ACCOUNTS CAN REACT APPROPRIATELY TO SUCH AN IMAGE.
But I still approve.

YOU CAN GET THAT FINE BOOTY INTO THE CITY RIOT IF YOU SO WISH, OR WAIT FOR THE CITY TO TURN OVER TO SHINY NEW THINGS. Up to you! 8)

JUST ASS PLANNED.

Because Miranda is so good at making friends, I'll wait for the summary to go up and throw her to the wolves :3

But so excite to have her here X3