I NEED A HORSE

[godofshawarma]

HI, THIS IS JEN, mun of Jack from Mass Effect. I apped a big norse dork :|



This here is Thor, you know, God of Thunder, and you may know him from MCU fame, in Thor and the recent Avengers movies. He’s the one who likes smashing all your cups and asking your local pet shop owner to let him ride into battle on a kitten. He's also sort of a 6"4" tank of an immortal (sort of) and he's fairly indestructible by normal means or molten fire. He talks like he's doing Shakespeare in the glen and doth wearth his mother's drapes all about errywhere.

Yes. This seems like an accurate description.

He'll be rooming with Orihime and Sakuraba Neku. And I can be reached at Wuzzafuzzle or on AIM at the same s/n. :3 Yes good.

Comments

[onemoredeath]

HALO THAR THOR 8D

[godofshawarma]

HALO LITTLE MAN

[onemoredeath]

LET ME SHOW YOU A DANCE OF MY PEOPLE:

[godofshawarma]

NO ME

[onemoredeath]

WELL THEN

[godofshawarma]

............................



UNFAIR, THE GOD OF THUNDER DOESN'T CROTCH GRAB 8(

[onemoredeath]

Believe me, I could have used one of the more suggestive ones of him crotch grabbing.

[septim]

Yes, we needed Nords.

[godofshawarma]

fjdklsjfa yes exactly. Is this the part where Thor gets to tell an arrow to the knee story?

[septim]

No, ask Martin to go get some mead with him, Thor. He'll feel right at home.

[godofshawarma]

Baww, he will ;; I'll make sure this happens

[septim]

And Martin will take Thor out for some ItalianImperial food. If it can be smeared in marinara sauce, it's good.

[godofshawarma]

Oh good, just be prepared for him to eat everything on the menu

[withouthumanity]

H E H

[godofshawarma]

HEEEEEY YOOOOOOU~

[withouthumanity]

this will be awesome B)

[noble_nate]

Big nosed dorks are the best!

[godofshawarma]

Apffff, Hi nate, hi :'3 Come be friends with the god of thunder

[noble_nate]

Nathaniel approves of this idea ;D

[septim]

Yes, we need more people to join the Roman and Greek Noses Club!

[noble_nate]

That we do!

[selfloyalty]

yay dopey do-gooders with really nice hair her favourite.

by which I mean yessssss thor.

[godofshawarma]

fjdskla Come here, Anora, let him be dopey and manly at you

[insecrets]

/also breathes on

I MUST HAVE A CONDITION OR SOMETHING

[godofshawarma]

/breathes back

ME TOO ME TOO

[insecrets]

i wonder what this random icon will have in store

BUT YEAH THOR AND SHEPARD

[godofshawarma]

you look so stately, mr. finnick

FUCK YEAH HEAD BUTTINGS

[insecrets]

he can look however you want him to ;3

FUCK YEAH DRINKING

[godofshawarma]

oooh mr. finnick ooooh

FUCK YEAH BIG DAMN HERO STRUTTING

[ganking]

fuck yes thor fjndjfj mo_om this is amazing he better flip all the tables

[godofshawarma]

not a single table will be safe B)

[fivetimesover]

OMG Best roommate evr

[godofshawarma]

fjdkfkds sob, sorry, orihime, he's going to have to correct your valiant knight view of loki :'|

[withouthumanity]

NOOOOOOOO MY PLANS

[fivetimesover]

WELL she's going to spend 3 months with him on a dinosaur island soooo she might figure it out

either way it will be amazing

[atwar]

WHAT HO, MY LIEGE

[godofshawarma]

COME SIF, IT'S ADVENTURE TIME WAIT, WRONG CANON, SHIT

[eyecontact]

AW YISS THIS IS DELIGHTFUL.

FEEL FREE TO HAVE HIM ICLY DROPPED IN JUST IN TIME FOR CITY RIOT ANTICS SO HE CAN GET TO FIGHTING RIGHT AWAY IF YOU LIKE!

[godofshawarma]

8D I AM SO GLAD

FFF I THINK I GOT CONFUSED ON HOW PLOT STUFF IS WORKING, BUT HE'S... UP THERE. SOMEHOW. WE'LL CALL IT DURING CITY RIOTS /o\ SO MAYBE I'LL TOSS HIM AT THE LOGS 8D