cutting the red ribbon here.

[oxfordian]

Hello everyone! This is the OOC community here for Exsilium. While the game doesn't open yet, both exsiliumooc and dramaticshitinlatin are open for introductions and all sorts of excitement.

I'm Haley, your head moderator, and I thank you all for your interest in our game! \o/

Comments

[andromynous]

OH YOU KNOW, JUST SOME CRAZY WITCH LADY

or did you mean Lettie-me

because if that is the case, I am some dork who looks like a conehead currently.

[oxfordian]

pix

[andromynous]

y e p

[oxfordian]

LOL FJLASDFJLAK

are you.......dying it.........

[andromynous]

.........yes, with henna.

[oxfordian]

oh yeah that shit from LUSH where you have to like

cook it? and it comes in bricks

my mom was doing that for a long time but i think she stopped because she thought it was too much effort

[singlemanlytear]

Or she came up with some weird conspiracy theory about it.

[oxfordian]

i was just going to say "yeah that's probably true" and then move on but

i'm just about 99% that i remember her actually doing that exact thing

[singlemanlytear]

I'm sure she decided it was full of toxins and secretly made in China and part of some scheme to rip her off and also poison her with apricots.

[oxfordian]

we could write a novel

[andromynous]

People tell me that the henna has metallic salt crystals in it and I'm like ... no ... see ... all the ingredients are right there on the label ...

NO BLACK HENNA IS POISONOUS

... no, the black henna is indigo plant ...

[oxfordian]

my mom would probably think it was possessed. it's like. sometimes you think there's a degree of shenanigans that she will never get up to

(like demonic possession)



and then she does.

[evcrawford]

THIS. My darling mother has hennaed her hair for... 40 years? I feel like a tree-bark, mud-stirring expert at this point.

[gofortheoptics]

kljklsdf lmao yes

you don't have to cook it though, you just have to add boiling water yo

but yeah, I've been doing it for years!

[oxfordian]

that

is cooking



to charles

[andromynous]

Oh Charles.

Andromeda is going to also have to be the awful chef isn't she