+1 swagtastic jacket-wearing douchecanoe

[guynarchy]

I'm Val, entirely fresh meat, and hopping aboard this growing Blue Beetle cast invasion by bringing you a dude who is clearly the main character of the series even though he only shows up in all of three issues. Guy Gardner, an extremely mature Green Lantern who has great fashion sense and nothing but absolute respect for the ladies.

.....

Okay, who am I kidding, he's an asshole who thinks with his muscles and has had more sexual harassment lawsuits filed against him than Paris Hilton has pairs of shoes. At least he doesn't have the godawful bowl cut anymore.

Feel free to PM me or IM me if you'd like to do anything, and I'm very excited to wing my way through endgame with you all. 8|d

Comments

[clansman]

HAHAHAHA no escape now

Hellooooooooo, Val-my-Val. ♥♥♥♥♥

[guynarchy]

Shall we make this a game, Thorn? See if I can evade your tags through the rest of endgame?

[clansman]

Isn't the ic / ooc line enough for you, why you gotta be Gardneresque at me all up in the ooc comm. :(

[guynarchy]

...............are you calling me a douchebag? That hurts. :(

[clansman]

... yes. Only a douche would deny me threads. So.

♥

[guynarchy]

You're a jerk. Why do I still RP with you?

—Oh wait that's right, I don't.

[khajidont]

AND ONE MORE TIME FOR THE INTENSE SURPRISE TANGO...

Which is to say hello, and nice to meet you!! Guy is my absolute favourite Lantern for some godawful reason, and I am so thrilled to have him around for endgame! I'm Fey and you obviously have no idea who I play, and I really hope you enjoy this last stretch of the game!

[guynarchy]

IT WAS A GREAT TANGO TBH July pulled it off very nicely.

Guy is probably your favorite Lantern for the exact same reason he's my favorite Lantern so it's all good. Also I have no idea who you play because you can't possibly play some dude in bugsuit, no way.

[noelleno]

how much did fey even pay to get u all here i mea n

[guynarchy]

NOT ENOUGH i can tell u that

by which i mean she was actually entirely clueless about this entire thing and i'm still laughing over it

[noelleno]

im so mad at you im mad at all of you i killed blue before he got to meet beetlecast im banning you all right now where's betsy where's liz

[guynarchy]

i ate them



tasted like chicken

[noelleno]

this is infuriating im so mad but im not bc u apped in my space boyfriend UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[guynarchy]

um excuse u he's my space boyfriend

[gevurah]

it's a guy :O

[guynarchy]

it's a kate O:

[gevurah]

i'm stoked to see a guy around! i think you're the first on dw i've seen in aaaaages.

welcome to the game!

[guynarchy]

it's that godawful history, no one wants to wade through it.

but thanks for the welcome! i'm still pretty shaky with him but hopefully i won't (horribly) disappoint.

[boobwindow]

in retrospect this is the right account to say hello in (but wrong game :( )

[guynarchy]

peeeeej ♥

also who cares about wrong game it just means i can stalk you from afar in said other game. 8)

[controlledvariable]

as steph quietly despairs because of all the lanterns to get

by which i mean hi C: i'm justine and i'm still laughing at the sudden beetle cast and poor fey's surprise

[guynarchy]

yeah that's right of all the lanterns to get she gets the best looking one with all dat swaaaaaag B)b

but hello justine! please continue laughing away as we all are here for your entertainment (and to drive fey insane)

[controlledvariable]

starting a countdown until she punches him tbh

well then if you're here for our entertainment i hope we can get a few threads in before endgame!

[guynarchy]

tbh if someone doesn't punch him before endgame's over apping in will have been a waste

BUT WE WILL DEFINITELY HAVE SHENANIGANS i just need to figure out where things in exsil stand and then i'll chuck up some sort of open post somewhere

[controlledvariable]

i am here to make your dreams come true

:|b it seems like the rest of the beetle crew decided they'd show up in vegas so if you go that route i have a thread with steph that you're more than welcome to tag C:

[guynarchy]

oh excellent

i will do some tagging around after work then! c:

[controlledvariable]

casually places a link here

because i am a helper