HEY EVERYONE

[eyecontact]

GUESS WHAT? Now you know why your brain feels like a mushy, crazy mess in a propaganda commercial!

NITTY-GRITTY:

• Jericho tailed and ultimately possessed that lovely introduction lady everyone knows and holds in such high esteem, allowing her to continue about her day until that interesting bit of sneaky business arose
• He coaxed her into starting a recording of the event – something she didn't pick up on until WOOPS WHERE'D THAT RECORD BUTTON COME FROM
• And then everyone was like OH CRAP and Jericho had to bail
• Except bailing hasn't worked out as planned and this kid's going to be very pointedly missing for a solid week or so, depending on whether or not our snoopiest snoops find the right lock to pick...definitely not going to turn down volunteers for that
• MORE EXCITING DEVELOPMENTS TO COME; AREN'T OUR HOSTS THE BEST?

So yeah :]