when will the intros stop?

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HI.

I'll keep this short, since I never know what to say anyway. So! I'M ZEPH. And I play Bilbo Baggins from that one movie. Soon to be three for some reason. He's post!Unexpected Journey, so he's just coming into his Baggins Badassery. Still expect a lot of fussing and overly polite fumbling, even as he's trying to tell others off. Hobbits are strange, I know.

Oh yeah. He's about 4'2”. Try to refrain from stepping on him. He dislikes that.

My plurk is manily. So feel free to add! I mainly spam tumblr pictures that are a toss up between humorous and horrifying. I know. I bet you all are scrambling to add me now.

But that's it... I think. LET'S GO ~ADVENTURE~ NOW. 8|

Comments

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Kingdom Hearts things, oh my heart. AXEL BETTER collect him, even though this one is a bit more fussy than what Axel is probably used to.

….......... oh. Oh right. Axel is dang tall. Way to make Bilbo feel smaller, tsk. NICE TO MEET YOU KARI. Obviously, these two need to bump into each other and have shenanigans.

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oh. oh hi c:~

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Marathoning a three hour movie repeatedly is the best way to spend existence. But oh... pressure... I haven't read the book since I was in junior high ROFL. Y'know, I think I'm gonna make you my go to person for hobbit fact check. No no, I'm not asking you if you will do it; I've volunteered you.

BUT DON'T LEER, YOU LEERER.

Priest, cyborg... OF COURSE THERE'S A DRAGON SOMETHING. I see your friend request there. I need to debate, for awhile, whether to accept or not. Don't rush me; this is a very difficult decision.

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I've never heard of Mr. Brain but omg the title alone is awesome. And I always love shows about solving crime. So obviously this should go on my list of things I should be watching.

Nice to meet you! And thank you c:

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Katnissssssssssssssssssssss and Padmeeeeeeeeeeeee. Bringing in all the lovely, kickass ladies, I see. Now I just wanna go watch The Hunger Games and Star Wars, at the same time.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

C: !

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... Maybe Bilbo will have to take to wearing shoes. High shoes.

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OKAY. I SO GOT THIS NOW. Yes. c:

[onemoredeath]

It's a short lived Japanese drama and can be found subbed on dramacrazy.net if you want to watch it. It can be a bit quirky and sometimes doesn't take itself seriously but it is still a fun little show.

[ladyofrivendell]

I'm so happy that we're getting more Hobbit people and I can't wait for Celebrian to meet Bilbo. She really adored Pippin when he was here.

[implying]

oh god i don't know if it's wise to go to me for anything tolkien-based, i'm so new and fragile to that world. :[ look ok i'm not even sure what elves are. i heard they're these guys that like trees, but i still need confirmation on that.

but if you want a pack of lies with each answer, well then, fact-check away with me!


now i will sit here and stare intensely at my email, waiting for friendship confirmationing. waiting.




leering.

[justthedriver]

/STEPS ON, VERY LATE

Hi Zeph! I'm Dream and I play Nikolai (this guy) and Sharpe (sharpe), both of whom are Tolkien facetwins ahahahahaha. I'm excited to see a Hobbit hereeeeee! And I added you on plurk. This comment is mostly for the last bit so you don't think I'm a creep. 8D