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[squirrelyknight]

this is ishmael, making a note that i've been accepted with an oc squirrel named sir codpiece


he is a knight
and a squirrel
and also three years old
... and yes, he does come fully decked out in armor

he accepts this grand quest he's been thrust into once he figures out what exactly the quest is HOORAY! he'll be hunting down old women on the intro log soon.

Comments

[inhumanity]

sir squirrel do not bedeck yourself in armour. have faith in the natural world that conspired by chance for your evolution and fight unencumbered by such artificial defences.

[squirrelyknight]

but he is not a knight if he forsakes his armor
kind lord, he cannot meet your request!

[inhumanity]

is it his metal armour that makes him a knight?
or is the it the armour of courage and kindness in his heart?

[squirrelyknight]

he's been a knight for a year
i don't think he even knows yet

[inhumanity]

poor adorable thing

but friend the less one knows about something the more stubbornly one must bluff one's way through it on pompous declarations!!!!
trust Chris, it's been his MO for about five decades

[squirrelyknight]

hey he gets maybe one decade

he'll just go on wild assumption and no understanding about what the big people mean