+1 jerkface Templar daddy

[iniquitas]

Yeah this jerkface right here.


Hello Exsilium! New player here, I'm JC and I'm bringing you Haytham Kenway from Assassin's Creed III.

His profile has more information about him but here's the teal deer version: the year he's coming from is 1778. He's 52 but still a BAMF, he's British, he's a trained killer, and he's an asshole not necessarily in that order. Oh yeah, and he's the Grand Master of this little thing we like to call the Templars.

I could see you had an Assassin problem up in here, so I figured I'd fix that for ya.

Feel free to ping/friend me on plurk (hellblazing) or message me. I'm also on AIM as brbsilenthill. I'm incredibly new to the AC fandom so please be gentle. I look forward to pissing off your characters meeting everyone! I'll be adding him to the newbie log momentarily ~~/o/

Connor? Daddy's home. B)

Comments

[theparasite]

oh
look at that hat
what a nice hat

give me that hat

[iniquitas]

Try it.

[theparasite]

STINGY

[onen]

You forgot the part where he's a deadbeat dad tho.

[iniquitas]

No I didn't.

He's an excellent father.

*cough*

[onen]

Riiiiiight

[knightoflight]

Hat AND cravat? I am not sure we can handle this much style up in here!

I wonder what he'll think of a giant robot hippy pacifist knight. :D

[iniquitas]

He's even got lacy cuffs and a pretty red waistcoat. He's all GQ up in here.

...I think his brain might explode, actually. XD;

[skennen]

father





where's lee??

[iniquitas]

Son




i brought him in my pocket, just for you

[skennen]

... /doubtful squint

[medicating]

Hi, JC! I'm Megan and I play Dr. Leonard McCoy from Star Trek XI. Welcome to the game!

[iniquitas]

Thank you! I'm sure these two will run into each other sooner rather than later :D

[sceyence]

Gentleman. Sir.

Welcome to the Dad Club.

[iniquitas]

Dad Club.


I like it.

[givetheslip]

BRITISH AND A TEMPLAR YOU SAY? Maria is at least....one of those things okay.

Ugh I really want to find an excuse for her to wear her cloak with the cross again now

P.S. HI I AM JAINA WE HAVE SPOKEN ON PLURK LET'S BE GOOD FRIENDS

[iniquitas]

YES YES LETS

ffff I can't even tell you how badly I am looking forward to these two meeting up

[givetheslip]

It'll be so great. She's been really cautious of wearing it since your son assaulted her and dragged her into an alley because of it but maybe I can think of a reason for her to go FUCK IT and wear it anyway.

Also she might be like you sir are no Templar Grandmasters, I have known Templar Grandmasters and you are not bald enough or hot enough or French enough to live up to their legacy

[hates_promotion]

maybe we can form a 50+ club
force others to give us a seniors discount

[iniquitas]

And we can bond over our useless sons? ;)

[hates_promotion]

well kirk would but for the whole being extranged thing
sigh!!

[mentore]

Ezio met a previous version alsdkfj

also hi 'm Lina I play your great great great great x whatever grandaddy aka Ezio yeaaaa

[iniquitas]

O so that's where the sexy in the family came from

HOLA lksdfs again, I cannot wait for these two to meet up 8Db

[mentore]

FOR SURE Ezio had liked Haytham when the first spoke but then TEMPLAR so it'll be like SHIT.

[onemoredeath]

Hello there, I am Alec and I have two not!Gackts in game. The first one is this guy - Teijirou Takegami, a cannibalistic serial killer from the tv show Mr. Brain. The second one is Sho, a former yakuza boss turned vampire from the movie Moon Child.

Welcome to the game!