choo choo the intro train

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hello exsilium! i'm lexi and i'm new and uh, this is your hokey kirk number two??

he's from the original series and an admiral and for anyone familiar, taken from just after the wrath of khan. feel free to fourth wall him and/or make fun of his face and the fact that he can't navigate the bus system.

i'm really bad at this intro thing but if anyone is so inclined you can add me on plurk at portside!

Comments

[inafadingcrown]

SCREAM what a canon point you picked!

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what can i say i live to make lives miserable

[alittlesweptup]

This is officially the best thing to ever happen to me. Sorry in advance for Charlie here being a huge fanboy.

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laskjdad maybe he'll even let you touch his communicator charlie

[commentboxtroll]

bus systems are hard tho ok

Welcome to the game, Lexi! I can't wait to stalk TOS Kirk meeting Reboot Kirk.

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oh god it's going to be a trainwreck why would you even

[pixieboots]

SCREA why hello there hi! My name is Lyrie and I play just tiny Dick Grayson here. I am super excited to see Kirk you have no idea

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probably as excited as i am for dick grayson?????

[medicating]

Hi, Lexi! I'm Megan and I play this surly dude you may know from Star Trek XI. Welcome to the game!

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do i ever

are you excited for double the fun bones i hope you are

[scinlae]

B(

rude

fucking rude

HDU THAT CANON POINT

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[solitaire]

wowoowwoow

yes

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i will take that as a positive sign

ajsdlkajdl gambit tho

[pabulously]

OMG ADMIRAL!

/squees over

Hi I'm Katie and I play Bolin from Legend of Korra! Looking forward to playing with you! :3

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hullo katie!! thank you!

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/CACKLING

so excited bb

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cues up the tchaikovsky 1812 overture

[whatsupcroc]

Welcome to the game, Lexi! Kind of in happy smiling land right now. Kirk...! Kirk, you are the most ridiculous!

My name's Ishmael, and I'm a mod here as well as the player behind Collette (Animorphs). I look forward to Kirk's shenanigans in game, including staring down his reboot au self!

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BUT ANIMORPHS THO

[marked_for_death]

Lexi! Long time no see! It's Ozzy here with some familiar and not-so-familiar characters to you 8D I'm excited to be in a game with you again!

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LKAJSDLKAJ D OZZY!!!!

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SUP ROOMIE

i mean hi i am kat, (also new) this is supergirl, and these two are apparently roommates. this has the potential to be hilariously amazing, methinks.

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i aM SO DELIGHTED FOR KIRK TO BE ROOMING WITH SUPERGIRL i literally cannot contain myself okay

[controlledvariable]

n o p e

[controlledvariable]

by which i mean hello i'm justine and steph wants to know who thought two jim kirk's was a good idea

[oldsoldiersneverdie]

fuck yeah more old dudes

I am Cocoa, I play this cranky old mutant, and TOS is my childhooooood.

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can't have too many cranky old mutants tbh

i hope i live up to expectation then akljsdalkjd

[onemoredeath]

Hello there, I am Alec and I have two not!Gackts in game. The first one is this guy - Teijirou Takegami, a cannibalistic serial killer from the tv show Mr. Brain. The second one is Sho, a former yakuza boss turned vampire from the movie Moon Child.

Welcome to the game!

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holy shit i didn't even know people played from moon child

[justthedriver]

KIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK

hi lexi i'm dream you might know me from ax from... a fucking year ago jesus christ how did time pass so quick.

BUT KIRK KIRK KIRK OMG HI i have russian mafiya and a napoleonic soldier here and there must be things yes.

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dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam god has it been a year i refuse to believe it

there will definitely be things i demand it

[acts_of_claudia]

OMG Can I just say I love you?

I meaaaaaan Hi I'm Laurel and I play Claudia here from Warehouse 13. Fourth walling will abound with this one since she's been known to refer to herself as Spock XD

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well you can but i will probably get embarrassed and hide under a rock

I REALLY LOOK FORWARD TO THAT TBH

[ninjamanager]

Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

Hi, I am Ang and I play this guy here, as well as Artie, who I have already pretty much attacked you with on the intro log.

I am adding you on Plurk like, five minutes ago.

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i don't know anything about him and already i'm excited for old man bros

also i am adding you back on plurk bam

[givetheslip]

YOU ARE AMAZING

Hi I'm Jaina and I play Maria Thorpe from Assassin's Creed. And right now I am cackling in delight.

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hello jaina!
that's a good response i am pleased