OOC Intro Post II: Why Is This A Sequel, I'm New

[grannyfucker]

Helloooooo Exsilium! I'm Lisa, and I'm new but I come bearing gifts of horrible characters! By which I mean just this one.

I'll be playing Nathan from the British TV show, Misfits! It's a show about juvenile delinquents who get superpowers, so you can already imagine what sort of characters there are. Long story short, Nathan is rude, crude, and awful in pretty much every way imaginable, and oh my gosh I am so sorry for everything he is going to do ahead of time, I really am.

If you'd like an early sample of his douchery, you're more than welcome to come tag him in the intro log, where he is currently licking all the cookies. Or, if you're in Unit 302 (I'm lookin' at you, Elric brothers), you can get a dose of him that way too.

Also: because Nathan is so over-the-top rude, I know some people may not want to interact with him and have to deal with that sort of thing, so if anyone ever wants to opt out of playing with him, you are more than welcome to do so here! Otherwise, uh. My plurk is CaptainPlanette, so if you ever want to contact me there, you know where to go.

Comments

[fintastic]

Hi Lisa! I'm Tess, and I play Feferi, and welcome to Exsilium!

jokes on you though I'm gonna eat me some of those cookies anyway

[grannyfucker]

noooooo don't do it they're crawling with asshole cooties

do you want to catch the asshole cooties???

(hi Tess!)

[fintastic]

If she hasn't gotten them from her boyfriend yet, I am pretty sure she is immune to the asshole cooties. BRING ON THE SLIGHTLY DAMP COOKIES.

[grannyfucker]

well I certainly hope she's immune to asshole cooties, because she'll have to be if she wants to interact with this guy.

(everyone else will just have to die a slow, slow death of assholery.)

[pactfulfilled]

I am having so much deja vu right now.

Anyway, hi Lisa! This is Cherry, and I just apped in with Asbel Lhant.

Looking forward to seeing what horrible things await. /o/;

[grannyfucker]

OH HI CHERRY FANCY SEEING YOU HERE, what a coincidence!!

The only way this could be more deja vu is if I had apped Danny instead of Nathan haha

[pactfulfilled]

HI! I know, right? |D

Hahaha. Yeah, but I think I tagged your Nathan in the past, too, if I'm not mistaken (or vice versa). Either way I remembered him. /o

[draconic_historian]

He's certainly memorable.

[pactfulfilled]

I don't think anyone would be able to say otherwise. |D

[medicating]

Hi, Lisa! I'm Megan and I play Dr. Leonard McCoy from Star Trek XI. Welcome to the game!

[grannyfucker]

oooh! Hello Megan! Thank you for the welcome! C8

[whatsupcroc]

Hello Lisa! My name is Ishmael, one of the mods here in game (hallo!) and player of Collette (Animorphs). I look forward to the horribleness that is Nathan and laugh into my hands because you just -- just had to ask about the virus staying in his system and now all I can see is horrible for miles and miles.

Which means welcome to the game!

[grannyfucker]

OH HELLO THERE hahaha thank you for the warm welcome as well as, y'know, letting me into the game in the first place.

Hehehe I'm actually super glad that this event is happening right as I join the game, exploiting Nathan's immortality for awfulness and stupid antics is always one of my top priorities for him, and this is the perfect opportunity! C8

[whatsupcroc]

Always pleased to oblige! ;)

[5055034455]

ew

(hi dearie)

[grannyfucker]

who's this ancient asshole, i bet he eats oatmeal every morning and wears sock garters

(hi heather C8)

[knightofcourage]

I bet you don't know who this is.

[grannyfucker]

it is A Mystery

[knightofcourage]

YOU WILL NEVER KNOW THIS MYSTERY--

Nah I'll tag later if I don't suddenly clock out in the middle of tags again. Welcome back to the land of RP!

[onemoredeath]

Hello there, I am Alec and I have two not!Gackts in game. The first one is this guy - Teijirou Takegami, a cannibalistic serial killer from the tv show Mr. Brain. The other one is Sho, a former yakuza boss turned vampire from the movie Moon Child.

Welcome to the game!

[imperfect]

Hiya, welcome to the game! My name's skarme, I play one half of our current Elrics (who despite any impressions given by my funky spellings is definitely not British) and I foresee this going so well. :V

[grannyfucker]

OH DAMN HAHAHA YOU'RE REAL BRITISH AREN'T YOU

I try to play Nathan with British spelling and terms but I've been out of the UK for two years now so I probably bork it up a lot jfajfal;fja you'll be able to tell oh noooooooo

this will go so well, though. so well. (I expect facepunching to occur at some point.)

[imperfect]

If you cut me I'd bleed tea, yes :|b

(and if no punching occurs I'll be very disappointed)

[grannyfucker]

Yes, that does sound like a clinical case of Britishitus you've got there, it's quite life threatening, we'll have to operate immediately.

(i will be too, please punch nathan with the automail arm, yes)

[imperfect]

But then what will I do with all these monocles :(

(throwing in a kick with the automail leg free of charge because he's a generous soul tbh

in the face or elsewhere)

[grannyfucker]

we'll have to glue them together to make glasses!

(anywhere is good, nathan appreciates the extra kick, deep in his bruised intestines.)