strategic_guile: (These are not finger touches of evil)
Blaine Thorps ([personal profile] strategic_guile) wrote in [community profile] exsiliumooc2013-02-13 10:58 pm

Special Valentine's Cards you say?

Hello everyone!

This is Kage, with extra Valentines fun for the residents in Exsilium's illustrious dormitory ~

Some of you may remember this plurk, where Gordon oh-so-kindly gifted 3 Terabytes of Foot Fetish Porn to his troll of a roomate, Blaine. Welp, Blaine was bored enough and I was laughing too loudly to let that potential thing drop.

What does this mean?

Sometime tonight, in the wee hours of the morning, a set of three Valentines Day Cards will be slipped under the main door of all the apartments. If you don't want your character to get one, you can assume he missed your door or it got lost, a cat ate it, your roommate took them all, anything you like! But for those who want their character to find something under their door in the morning, you have these options to choose from:

Feel free to mix and match the following [Mostly SFW] IMAGES [linked in a photobucket to spare loading times], some random Safe-for-Work image you found on the internet -srsly 3 Terabytes- and the following chart of really horrible valentine themed foot puns. I'm still not sure if they're intentionally horrible or if I couldn't think of any wittier ones. Lots pulled straight from the plurk, so thanks because I am uncreative!

I made you these boots.
You know what I made them for?
Walking all over me~
Roses are red
violets are blue
stockings are neon and toes can be too
I can't get you off my mind, Valentine.
So I am accepting Defeet.
When I met you, I met the other half of my sole.I'd walk a mile in your shoes any day, baby.You know what they say about guys with big feet...
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step...
I hope your first steps is towards me.
My love for you can only be measured in feet.Wanna play footsies?
These boots are made for walking...
...so please walk all over me.
Now that you are here, we have a great strength of feet!Hope your Valentine's Day starts off on the right foot!


And that's it! Hope everyone has a good night! I'm waiting for the 15th. 1/2 Priced Candy Day Awww Yeah.
kingside: (stop talking to my sister)

[personal profile] kingside 2013-02-15 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
I am here and I am looking. I guess now is the time to regret contributing some of those foot puns.

Also obligatory are you looking at my sister or whatever blah blah overprotective blah blah blah