+1 QUEEN OF TROLLS

[tyriannicull]

Hello, Exsilium.

My name is Hustino and due to possessing a no small amount of sadomasochism, I am here to plague your game and scare all the shits from the Homestuck crew! That is because I bring along with me Her Imperious Condescension from that extremely obscure webcomic/game/visual novel Homestuck. You have no one to blame for this but your newly-acquired Nepeta-mun.

Here are some important and not-so-important tidbits concerning one of Hamsteak's Three Biggest Bads:

♓ Yes, her 'name' is Her Imperious Condescension, 'Condesce' for short.

♓ She is was the empress of the Alternian Empire, making her the queen of all those little troll brats running around.

♓ She is also the 'Witch of Life': she has the power to heal any wound or illness and increase the lifespan of any living thing simply by touching said thing.

♓ Due to the aforementioned power and being able to use it on herself, she is somewhere between 3,000 and 4,000 years old. Maybe more. It's impossible to tell.

♓ Another unique power of hers given to her by her blood is a nearly totally complete immunity to psychic powers--no mind-control or mind-reading for you!!

♓ She likes to bake cakes!

♓ She also has some magical connection to an universe-destroying time-traveling god-demon.

♓ But, yeah, cakes! Yeah!

♓ GLUB GLUB, HUGE BITCH.

So, yeah, take Ariel and turn her into an immortal Machiavellian supervillain raised by an Elder God and with a Lovecraftian horror for her hair and you've got her. Also, something about baking.

Here is a double permission post--one part for her typing quirk and one part for being a creepy supervillain. Although her first post (for the sake of tricking and freaking out the Homestucks) will be written, I'll mostly be trying to avoid text with her.

My plurk is fustino, in case you want to plot with me! I'm looking forward to playing.

Comments

[caligulas_aquarium]

/flies in here real quick

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE CONDESCE SO EXCITED EVER SINCE YOU PUT THE RESERVE IN YOU HAVE NO IDEA

okay im done also adding you on plurk i hope that's cool B)

[tyriannicull]

Be sure to get your best ass-kissing lips ready, Eridan.

go ahead

[moirailcompass]

Oh sup Condesce.

Nepeta is not so secretly relieved she just missed having you as a hivemate.

Brb gonna go over here and avoid you forever. lu

[tyriannicull]

COME NOW. Condesce would have loved having you as a hivemate, Nepeta!!!

You would make for the cutest animal-skin rug.

[moirailcompass]

How sweet of you!! But come on. She isn't worthy to bask in your presence. So she'll just kindly never be in it.

[notthatjason]

Sweet. Welcome aboard Hustino!

I'm Erica and I play Jason Grace from the book series The Heroes of Olympus by Rick Riordan, it's a spin-off/continuation of the Percy Jackson series with Greek and Roman demi-god kids at camp(s) who are trying to save the world from DOOM and stuff.

Jason is the 16-year-old son of Jupiter and a pretty nice guy who can fly and electrocute things. Also he's handy with a sword and various weapons actually. o7 He's really good about talking to EVERYONE because he wants to learn about others so he can better lead people when they start going into battle and whatnot. Cause leading is kind of his thing, praetor of a Roman Legion and all that.

ANYWAY. I look forward to CR with you 8D Forgive the tl;dr, I like explaining Jason |D

[tyriannicull]

That's okay. I think I more than tl;dr'd about The Condesce in my post up here and I still had to hold back.

[onemoredeath]

Hello there! I'm Alec and this is Teijirou Takegami from the Jdrama Mr. Brain. He's a flirt, a little bit of a health nut, and a serial killer with a taste for human flesh.

Welcome to the game!

[tyriannicull]

Thank you for the welcome!

[musclebeast]

Nice to meet you. I play Equius here and I'm still trying to figure out how I want him to react to her.

It most likely will be in some completely terrified servile manner because he's a giant tool that has yet to learn any actual sense of empathetic morality.

Welcome! My plurk is acrylicEmulator if you ever feel the need to contact me through it.

[tyriannicull]

Bow down and kiss her feet, blueblood!

[musclebeast]

Aight.

[biwinning]

WELP there goes Sollux's plan of not having to fear for his life every day. Right there out the window. Anyway, hello Hustino!

[tyriannicull]

I emphatically apologize for everything the Condesce will do to Sollux in the future.

[biwinning]

it just sounds worse when you put it like that...

[tyriannicull]

Dump the shrimpy princess and come play with the big fish, you big, psychically-charged troll, you.

[biwinning]

nooooooooooo...