Remedial Theories in Apology

[bedheaded]

I want to say sorry for the sudden disappearance, especially to people I was talking plans with on the CR meme. I was sort of hit by a meteor going by the name of a seminar presentation. It's still finals, but I am mostly back now, and I'll do my best to be around.

For new people I haven't greeted, hi! I'm Farrah! I play Jade Curtiss from Tales of the Abyss and Jeff Winger from Community. It is nice to (belatedly) meet you.

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[theworst]

Oh hey, it's a haircut in a box.

[bedheaded]

And it's a bad hair day under a metal bowl. Wonder what that's going to do to the curls.

[theworst]

...she begs your unbelievable pardon. There is no bad hair going on there, Seacrest.

[bedheaded]

Tone it down, Jodie Foster. The trial hasn't started yet.

[theworst]

Yeah, well...at least she doesn't have tacky bathroom tiles.

[bedheaded]

Does she still have tiles, or has she been kicked out of her apartment yet?

[theworst]

She's not too worried about getting kicked out. After all, if that happens she can just ask Jeff for pointers about living out of her car.

[bedheaded]

He knows how to live out of a car, not a rusted box.

[theworst]

It's not a rusted box, it's a perfectly acceptable car that's still running even more perfectly than perfectly acceptable, so he can shove it. Not everyone is a label and brand whore, Mr. Lexus.

[bedheaded]

Wow. He now feels completely ashamed of driving an awesome car. She sure slammed his ego.

[theworst]

Sorry, she wasn't paying attention. Hey, has he been doing push ups lately? Because she almost confused him with Annie for a second.

[bedheaded]

The fun part is that with that direction for sight, no one would ever confuse Annie for her.

[theworst]

Way to be gross, perv.

[bedheaded]

He didn't say anything gross. He may have spoken ambiguously, and she may have interpreted his speech, but doesn't that make the real gross one her?

[theworst]

No, it's always him. She'll leave him to his sick twisted fantasies about teenagers.

[bedheaded]

Speaking of sick, twisted fantasies, what was story was it again that made Troy so attractive to her? Is holding herself back going to be a problem for her as a 'practitioner of the mental arts'? He knows it's unethical to sleep with a juror, but he's a lawyer. Unethical is practically required. She doesn't have that excuse.

[theworst]

Lalalala she can't hear him.

But if she could hear him she would point out that at least her and Troy were born in the same decade, not that there's even anything there to talk about in the first place.

[bedheaded]

That's a mature tactic? Do they teach that in psych class? Because if her professor is Duncan, he'd believe it.

[theworst]

Hey, underneath that pathetic sleazy exterior Duncan is almost brilliant.

Unless this is just Jeff acting out because he's afraid that she'll get under his skin with her super psychiatric powers. How does that make him feel?

[bedheaded]

Like Duncan has found a true successor in quack psychiatry.

[theworst]

Deflectavoiding. It's what Professor Duncan would call a Classic Winger.

[bedheaded]

He's coined that? If he's coined that, his flatscreen TV privileges are getting revoked.

[theworst]

Flatscreen TV privileges, wow. That sounds very intimate, at least in Jeff Winger World. So how does that make him feel?

[bedheaded]

Like the Statue of Liberty.

[theworst]

It makes him feel like a giant girl. Interesting.

[bedheaded]

Well if she wants to see things in terms of gender, he accepts her freedom to do so. That's what liberty means.

[theworst]

And how does liberty make him feel?

[bedheaded]

He's not entirely certain. There's this biology-studying six-headed ball-and-chain that's been getting between him and freedom.

[theworst]

So he has dependency issues. Interesting.

[bedheaded]

Now that one's projection.

[theworst]

She's not the one moaning and groaning about a six-headed ball and chain. No one is holding a gun to his head. Is it easier for him to deflect and pretend, deflectefend if you will, that she's projecting?

[bedheaded]

Stop coining terms. It makes the English language dumber.

[theworst]

Still deflecting. If he was a superhero - or supervillain - he'd be The Masked Deflector.

[bedheaded]

If he denied the world this face with a mask, he really would be a supervillain.

[theworst]

Wow. She hopes he just thought of that.

[bedheaded]

It came to him as a universal truth.

[theworst]

Okay, she's just going to stop him now before he says anything even lamer and embarrasses himself more.