+1 British douch- I mean. Um. Historian.

[the_historian]

Hello Exsilium!

My name is Stupei and I am a total newb. You can blame my presence on a certain Nini and her lovely hackerssassin - so any and all complaints should be directed to her. I think I've got the link to her inbox around here-

Ahem.

Anyway, I bring with me British historian Shaun Hastings from Assassin's Creed. He's a brilliant mind and a master of encryption, an absolutely fantastic comedian... and generally a sarcastic dick. He probably will not try to be your friend despite your efforts, but don't let that deter you!

While I haven't set it up yet, he will be having a permissions post for his weapon on his journal. The information is in his application, but it has the ability to scan his opponents for key weakness, strengths, or other pertinent information.

If you'd like to reach me for whatever reason, I can be found on AIM @ Stupei Iori or on Plurk at junpei_iori. I do have the misfortune of working holiday retail, so I may be a bit scarce over the month of December, but I will do my best to be available!

Comments

[claimyourself]

Hi, Stupei! I'm Megan and I play Lena Duchannes from The Caster Chronicles book series. Welcome to the game!

[the_historian]

Thanks. :3

[attheclocktower]

Hiiiii

Nice to meet you Stupei! I'm Gorse and I play Xion here. I'm acutally a newbie too, but Xion and Shaun are roommates so I figured I should stop by and say hi! Looking forward to playing with you. ^^

[the_historian]

I saw that! It's great to meet you too. :> I hope that Xion can put up with Shaun and Rebecca's bickering. |D

[dubitable]

I HEARD YOU WERE ACCEPTED and waited patiently for the OOC intro to say hello, only to suddenly realize i completely forgot to subscribe to the ooc comm I AM A WINNER AMONG MEN god i missed rebecca too, 'cuse me while i cry

anyway hello stupei im nika the lucy player here. WELCOME i am looking forward to playing with you

OH RIGHT shooting you a request on plurk. im yeastofeden

[the_historian]

I certainly don't blame you there. This whole subscription thing on DW confuses me even now. And it's just Rebecca. It's not like she's important or anything. /shot

But yes! Hi! I am excited to play with your Lucy! I'm acting under the assumption that Shaun does not know about everything just yet, because he's from the very beginning of AC3, and I doubt that Desmond spilled between waking up and entering the temple.

[dubitable]

yeah THATS what i was thinking to about the whole situation with lucy too, actually, so at least were on the same page with that. either way, lucy is so boned when rebecca spills the beans so well see about that \o/

[the_historian]

I'm still pretty miffed that we didn't see how that went down. It was a pretty crucial conversation to happen off screen.

[dubitable]

yeah i was p confused in ac3 when everyone was talking about it like. "oh wait when.. when did this happen again??" sigh ac i trusted you not to leave weird plot holes

[the_historian]

They all watched a Let's Play of The Lost Archive. Mystery solved!

[dubitable]

LMFAO Things Assassins Do While Desmond is in a Coma

[the_historian]

Along with playing Minecraft and taking ridiculous pictures of Desmond wearing silly hats.

[dubitable]

i feel like there needs to be fanart of this hahah

[the_historian]

I'm sure most reasonable people were busy taking Desmond's condition seriously. Psssh.

BUT... I am just going to assume that the conversation about Lucy happened at some point while they were in the temple. It would make very little sense for the other Assassins to have seen Clay's memories, given that Rebecca continues to refer to him as 'Subject 16' - which is still a bit odd, since she supposedly worked alongside him.

... And I think I am attempting to inject too much logic into this.

[dubitable]

LOL youre good youre good. im just glad were on the same page

[mentore]

ezio is not comfortable with the amount of people who know his life

sensitive italian male problems

anyway I'm Lina and I play this jerk this can only end well

[the_historian]

Oh, Ezio. It's just like being a celebrity!

We've met before, actually. Back in Abax. :>

[mentore]

haklsjdf yesss ok I didn't want to be that creep and be like HEY SUP IDK IF YOU REMEMBER ME /o/

AND NO IT'S NOT HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE A CELEBRITY sort of w/e

[the_historian]

I will be that creep instead. I remember everythiiiiiiing. B)

ENJOY THE ATTENTION. AND TELL ME EVERYTHING THAT WE DID NOT SEE BECAUSE HISTORY IS AWESOME. /chinhands

[mentore]

WELL

OKAY.

ASSASSINO STORY TIME?

[the_historian]

:D

[onemoredeath]

Hello there, I am Alec and I play two not!gackts here. This one is the chamrer Teijirou Takegami who is the cannibalistic serial killer from the show Mr. Brain The other one is the pouty, former yakuza vampire by the name of Sho from the movie Moon Child.

Welcome to the game!

[the_historian]

Thank you. :>

[minded]

HELLO!! /late

Yay! Shaun always reminded me of Alistair with his snark, heeee. I'm Charles, nice to meet you Stupei, and welcome to the game c: So far I have Superboy here from Young Justice: Invasion. I may or may not have H-Haytham on in the apps process

[the_historian]

I really need to play Dragon Age - everyone keeps telling me that I will love Alistair. I have the game, I just have never found the time to actually... you know. Play it.

Thank you. :> Nice to meet you too. omg, yes plz. I love him. ;3;

[kingside]

Oh god Shaun oh god I love him so much also HI I am also a Lina (not to be confused with Ezio-mun Lina) and welcome to the game! I will... probably engineer some excuse to thread with you. Just so you know. Also, wow why haven't I beaten AssCreed III yet, this is just embarrassing. (In my defense, I got the PC version, which came out 11/20, but still.)

[the_historian]

You don't have to pretend anymore - Shaun is actually the star of the AC games. We all know the real name was The Historian, but they felt bad for some of the other characters, and-

Okay, no, not really. But I am glad that other people love him as much as I do. ;w; Thankfully, Shaun is from the very beginning of AC3, so you do not have to worry about ending spoilers? :'D

Threading would be fabulous and I look forward to snarking with you.

[kingside]

I KNEW IT but seriously I only read the damn database entries because of his little snarky asides Shaun why are you so flawless. Uh, right, I will stop fangirling now really.

Hurrah for no spoilers, and hurrah once again for threading! I am just. Going to. ... Stare at that icon now, I don't know, yes, that sounds good.

[the_historian]

Just you wait. He'll write an entry about you in his Exsilium database. B)

[kingside]

ooh Mr. Hastings ooh