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Whoops, Kiku did a thing.

So yeah, hi Exsilium say hello to your newest addition (1) one Morgana Pendragon from BBC Merlin, you know that show with chicken and destiny and a severe condition where hardly anyone bleeds and swords are always clean.

Morgana is a totally nice human being who is not at all crazy, nor does she want to stab her brother and throttle his little ~~dog~~ servant. Trust me, she's the nicest person ever, all she wants to do is sit all day and braid hair and stuff. Y u p. Also Arthur and Merlin are jerks and no one should like them, no seriously, biggest jerks ever. One time they totally shoved her in the mud, true story. (protip: lies)

Anyway she's coming from the end of season 4, after being healed, and is generally going to look a little bit like death because... she may or may not have bleed out or at least came VERY CLOSE to it. She's also going on a bit of a hate spree of everything ever and will very much want to tear this entire island down. HDU TAKE HER FROM HER REVENGE

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I'm at

kiku as always, so please feel free to add. ~~I'm really sorry to Merlin and Arthur in advance, I'M REALLY REALLY SORRY.~~

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sdfwerer no this is like par for the course with Morgana he sort of expects it
meanwhile he'll just slander her right back omg you guys have you seen her she is looking dusty and that eyeshadow that is some evil eyeshadow

also she'll kill/torture/possess basically anyone just saying

BATTLE OF THE SMEAR CAMPAIGNS

man why can't he have a normal sister like everybody else life is hard B(

RUDE, what kind of brother are you spreading such HIDEOUS LIES. do you know how hard it is to get clean water in the middle of a forest? DO YOU KNOW? it's hard and nobody understands

THE GREATEST BATTLE EVER FOUGHT

i don't know, why don't you ask your servant why he had to go and poisoner her like the big fat douche he is B(

yeah well maybe you should magic up some water for yourself o wicked witch of the west! maybe if you hadn't alienated everyone there'd be people to tell you that your dresses are looking really low cut these days but noooooo

SHE WAS ABNORMAL BEFORE THAT okay don't try to make this Merlin's fault! it's CLEARLY that goddamn sorcery!!!

brother dear, her dresses have always been low cut :| they're just darker than usual now SO THERE!!!!

EXCUSE ME, MERLIN IS TOTALLY AT FAULT B( oh my god she might as well shove you in the mud BECAUSE YOU'RE THE WORST BROTHER EVER AND SHE HATES YOU AND YOUR STUPID FACE