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Whoops, Kiku did a thing.

So yeah, hi Exsilium say hello to your newest addition (1) one Morgana Pendragon from BBC Merlin, you know that show with chicken and destiny and a severe condition where hardly anyone bleeds and swords are always clean.

Morgana is a totally nice human being who is not at all crazy, nor does she want to stab her brother and throttle his little ~~dog~~ servant. Trust me, she's the nicest person ever, all she wants to do is sit all day and braid hair and stuff. Y u p. Also Arthur and Merlin are jerks and no one should like them, no seriously, biggest jerks ever. One time they totally shoved her in the mud, true story. (protip: lies)

Anyway she's coming from the end of season 4, after being healed, and is generally going to look a little bit like death because... she may or may not have bleed out or at least came VERY CLOSE to it. She's also going on a bit of a hate spree of everything ever and will very much want to tear this entire island down. HDU TAKE HER FROM HER REVENGE

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I'm at

kiku as always, so please feel free to add. ~~I'm really sorry to Merlin and Arthur in advance, I'M REALLY REALLY SORRY.~~

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clearly sharpe will think she's a woman in need of protection since she's all frail and all.

WHO ARE THOSE BASTARDS WHO HURT YOU???

YES GOOD, THIS PLEASES HER GREATLY

HE'LL SHOOT THEM FOR YOU LADY MORGANA

GOOD, THEY DESERVE TO BE SHOT, THEY ARE THE WORST PEOPLE

SHIT.

Somehow this seems the best thing it must so happen. Sharpe's shit track record with women must continue.

Indeed, we certainly can't let him meet someone nice, not crazy, and lacking the desire to brutally stab someone in the foot.

Well.

At least you know where you are with crazies.

True, true.