CR MEME (Month of November)

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CR MEME | Month of November

Welcome to Exsilium's Monthly CR Meme! This will be for the month of December, and participation is completely optional. Leave a comment below with the following format and you can get in touch with other players for all sorts of plans for the future, for CR and plots for your characters.

<b>Character:</b> character name ★ <i>canon or original</i> ★ <user name="JOURNAL"> <b>Upcoming Plans:</b> Tell us what your character has planned for next month! <b>CR/Plotting Desired:</b> If you're looking for plotting or CR for next month, here's where you can let people know! <b>Additional Notes:</b> Anything else.
Please fill out the above form, one for each character!

Thank you everyone!

Comments

[speakveryclearly]

KANAYA SAVING ERIDAN'S LIFE THAT ONE TIME is still a thing that Roslyn still REALLY REALLY needs to know about that... Unfortunately, Kanaya has no idea that Roslyn needs to know this, because she doesn't even know that Roslyn and Eridan know each other, and outside of some elaborate backtagging wizardry, Kanaya and Roslyn haven't interacted since monsterlog, which was long before the actual life-saving incident, and Roslyn's tag to that post was filtered.

SO. I'm not entirely sure how to make that explanation happen. Maaaaaaybe Kanaya could find Ros again some... where...? Kanaya does not spend a lot of time in bars, she spends more time making clothes in her apartments by day and stalking Eridan by night. This is not a bad joke, that's what she actually does, she's a walking Twilight reference, I'm sorry.

Also: Kanaya is jack shit at filters. I have gathered some vague idea - correct me if I'm wrong - that Roslyn is slightly better than jack shit at filters. If this is correct, then it is yet another thing that she can teach her somewhere along the line, along with the wonders of alcohol and making love to an actual woman, wait, come back, Betsy, that one actually was just a bad joke, please don't go.

[boughtabookstore]

If she's stalking Eridan by night, Ros could notice that somehow? That would be likely to make her demand some sort of explanation as to what the deal is with them because seriously what first he tells me you killed them then you help heal him on the battlefield then you seem to be fairly decent what's going on!

Also Ros can do minimal encryption! We're definitely talking minimal, anyone who's put any effort into learning computer things can probably break them with some time. But what she knows she can definitely pass onto Kanaya.

LMAO she's too old for you kanaya!!

[speakveryclearly]

If Roslyn did notice this her best bet would be when leaving a bar and coming in the area around 12 AM-6 AM. Kanaya spends this time every night sitting atop a window ledge on the other side of the street from Eridan's apartment window, not directly opposite it because he would be able to see her from there. Except around like maybe 3-5 AM sometimes during that time he actually falls asleep and then she can get a lot closer and even creepier. SHE REALLY THINKS THAT THIS IS HEALTHY AND ROMANTIC ALBEIT IMPORTANT TO KEEP PRIVATE... TWILIGHT OKAY... This is actually relatively easy to notice since the girl glows in the dark, oh my god, and after all Eridumb is only on the second floor of the building. Though... THIS... CAN'T GET BACK TO ERIDAN-KUN YET ACTUALLY oh god oh god ((0n0)) I mean that he is not ready to hear about it. JUST READY TO GET HIS LIFE SAVED BY THE TENDENCY AND NOT BE GRATEFUL.

That hackage is at least one level above Kanaya's current one. Up to level 2. Ascendin' the ol' echeladder. She's just using the default Initiative option that every hacker and their mother cracked the day they arrived, it's okay, literally anything is an improvement.

Humanity Without Exception Is Too Old For Me

[boughtabookstore]

Kanaya.... Girl really that is not how one handles romance. Ros knows this and she is absolutely shitty at romance. Getting around the not telling Eridan thing might be harder, Ros' first instinct would be to let him that Kanaya's totally stalking him now wtf is up with your love life weird semi child of mine.

Cool! I will keep that in mind and we'll figure out a way for that to come up once they've interacted more then :)

[speakveryclearly]

NONSENSE THAT IS EXACTLY HOW YOU ROMANCE, AS SHE READ IN HER ALTERNIAN EROTICAS. It... saved his life that one time so really she's not about to stop unless forced lmfao... and just sob what does she have to do to keep you from telling, DOES SHE HAVE TO SOB, because she will do it, she really might, YOU CAN'T HANDLE KIDS CRYING CAN YOU...

[boughtabookstore]

HONEY NO. and she can't she really can't handle kids crying at all she shot invisible ghosts to stop a kid from crying once. that's not a joke.

i think if she heard the whole saving his life thing she might not tell him yet, because that definitely indicates that kanaya's not a threat, if also kind of creepy. but she'd probably be like '... you need to talk to him about this sometime soon because i can't handle this shit'. stalking isn't okay! it just isn't.

[speakveryclearly]

Ros would be so at home as a Homestuck guardian, I swear.

YES HA SHE HAS IT AN ANGLE... considering how well Ros knows that Eridan must have been drugged or something that night, I think it shouldn't be too hard from here.

Potential log titles:

"Healthy Relationships: A Primer"
"Smarm: The Small-Maryam Spinoff"
"Maybe This Should Be A Quiet Inbox Post Somewhere, It Will Be So Humiliating In Public, Like Wow"

[boughtabookstore]

she'd be vaguely horrified the whole time really

yeah it should be workable out! would you be able to start this log sometime... idk, soonish, whenever works for you?