AND THEN I WAS TOTALLY PREPARED

[prepared]

Good evening Exsilium! I'm familiar with some of you, but for the unaccquanted, hello, I am brand new, and y'all can call me Jill! (Or Jillidan, as the pun is painfully appropriate, as you all shall soon see.)

With my dramatic entrance, I'm bringing in a really, really fantastic fellow by the name of Illidan Stormrage. He's from this soul-sucking game that you've probably never heard of. It has like, no players. This gent is a kind guy who has never done anything terrible in his lifetime and he loves sheep and gnomes.

Okay, I think I'm done lying, ILLIDAN IS A BOSS VILLAIN FROM WOW, which means he's pompous, great at shouting, always angry, and power hungry to the point that the motherfucker will cut out his own damn eyes for it. Also he's addicted to magic in a baaaad way, so uh, magic users beware?

So hi everyone! It's nice to meet you all, and if you ever need to reach me, I'm available on plurk at hundreds or on AIM at Comeherehand!

Comments

[prepared]

YES OPHELIA BRING THEM ALL TO ME


and also that guy I want him ):C

[thalassian]

PERHAPS............

[prepared]

YOU'RE PLAYIN GAMES WITH MY HEART AND I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN HERE A WEEK

[thalassian]

SCREAMS i'm listenin to youtube videos of his voice ok I'M TRYING. I GOTTA MAKE SENSE OF THE LORE man

[prepared]

I KNOW IT'S TERRIBLE

THAT LORE.........................

[thalassian]

im tryin to get over the trauma of being held in the sky and then dropped to my death on his corpse ok

I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START EVEN READING

just

picks up the handbook from her wow cds from 2006 i guess??

[prepared]

LMFLKASDFJSDA SCREAMS

God yes

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I FARMED HMGT FOR HIS FUCKING MOUNT AND DIDN'T GET IT because I will tell you it was a lot

falling never gets old


But honestly, I started with uh.... WCIII, which gives like no context and illidan sounds like beavis but it is worth it

[thalassian]

hNFNSLJF ooh sweet oKAY

[prepared]

it's so bad it's good, but kael'thas's campaign is fun as hell


I had more fun playing his than Illidan's

[thalassian]

i gotta find dis shit

to the internet

[prepared]

QUICK, SOMEONE HAS TO HAVE IT SOMEWHERE


I think there are plays on youtube but it's an RTS so they are very boring

[thalassian]

oh god yeah

UH OH SHIT 128MB OF RAM IDK IF MY 8GB CAN HANDLE THE PRESSURE

the things i do for my shallow love of tragic beautiful elf things

[prepared]

AW SHIT IT IS ON




be careful the wild graphics might overload your computer

[thalassian]

its gonna be running so hot it might explode FROM THE SHEER POWER OF GAMING!!

[prepared]

MIGHT WANNA GET THAT WATER COOLING SYSTEM SET UP

NOTHING ELSE CAN HANDLE THE EPIC MIGHT OF WARCRAFT III