newb alert, sound the alarm

[selfloyalty]

Hi! Sam here, I am completely and utterly new (though not new to some people in this game I believe...) and I have been swayed to join thanks to someone who is really, really persuasive. And also the fact that I've been looking for a game that works for this chick for awhile now and this setting is actually really perfect for her.

But yeah blame Lettie I am totally the innocent one here.

Anyway, this is Queen Anora from the first Dragon Age game and she is totally a lovable and warm character who gets along with everyone by which I mean she is none of those things. She's a ruler as opposed to a fighter (though she can fight), and she'll be kind of ticked off that she isn't back home governing her country like she's supposed to. For those of you familiar with the canon, she's from the end of the game.

I am really excited to be here and if you want feel free to add me on plurk (HERE) which, following PM'ing, is the best way to get in contact with me. Warning: I tend to plurk a lot, so just know I have the tendency to spam nonsense all day long because I am a college student who only glances at her homework for funsies. BUT TL;DR HI EVERYONE.

Comments

[noble_nate]

I am going to be stalking any threads with Alistair and Anora SO HARD!

[selfloyalty]

oh man then that means i really do have to try my best to make these threads worthy of stalking lol.

i feel sorry for their third housemate.

[septim]

OH YEAH, IMPERIOUS ROYALTY

[selfloyalty]

ONLY THE MOST IMPERIOUS OF ROYALTY

despite being common blood and all that pshaw

[septim]

MEANWHILE, IN TAMRIEL

I think they're going to get along great ♥

[selfloyalty]

man now i'm going to have to polish my vague elder scrolls knowledge /CASUALLY LOOKS AT SKYRIM

but yessss Anora just loves bastard children of royalty. :|

[septim]

Just go to UESPWiki. Read enough, and you qualify you for Lore Master status.

The Bastard Emperor isn't going to be such a hit, is he?

[selfloyalty]

i am just clinging to all the wikis man. i have the dragon age wikia open as we speak.

all these made-up fantasies worlds.

with their. lore. and worldbuilding. and depth. and me with such a tiny little brain......

and a Bastard Emperorer who also happens to be a mage yes

he'll be a huge hit

[septim]

Nerevar guide you!

Who's besties with Anders, that apostate

It's the beginning of a wonderful relationship

[selfloyalty]

she'll just be over there in the corner longing for the wet dog smell of Ferelden while everyone else besties it up.

Maker help her.

[theguideless]

HELLO SAM WELCOME TO THE MAGIC

[selfloyalty]

HELLO ELLE I THINK YOUR KID IS STUCK HOUSING WITH A BICKERING ROYAL COUPLE

if he. still lives there.

[theguideless]

HAHA OH BOY OH BOY
he wandered off a couple days ago and is now on his way wandering back
so in a few days

he'll find these bickering royal people in his new house and
cry inside a little maybe

this could be a beautiful thing we have here

[selfloyalty]

obviously the best thing to come home to
obviously

i am looking forward to the potential of hideousness i don't think Anora even knows how to handle kids properly.

she won't know. what to do.

[theguideless]

demanding threeway loggage soon ok
i'm sure she'll be just wonderful with this
dippy
depressed
thing here

[selfloyalty]

UH YES yes i second this demand most definitely.

and Anora will just. throw her hands up.

i mean she might try, but she'll give up and let Alistair handle the kid.

she didn't sign up for this.

[theguideless]

GIVE THIS KID 3 DAYS TO GET BACK TO THE HOLD
AND IDK
NOT GET HIS BUTT BEAT DOWN BY THESE MASKED GUYS AND THEIR COMPUTER CHIPS
and we'll have us a happy little famiry 8]

[selfloyalty]

the happiest little fambly :')

don't get beat down Mommy Anora's going to make you the best dinner and she wants you to enjoy it unchipped.

by which I mean she won't do any such thing.

[theguideless]

aww best antimom in all the land

[birdhousesoul]

HELLO! I am that person who plays Anders!

[selfloyalty]

HELLO! i have seen you around :3

[onemoredeath]

Hello there, Sam! I'm Alec and I play Takegami who is a serial killer with a pretty smile. I had just re-started that game and have yet to really meet her Royalness so this will be fun.

Anyways, this demands a gif:

[selfloyalty]

oh he looks so pleasant and totally non-murderous.

and have fun with replaying the game! :D i have like a bajillion re-playthroughs started that i need to get through lmao.

[onemoredeath]

XD Yeah, he is totally harmless. Completely. Just ignore the fact he likes munching on people.

I am just over the first battle and heading out to be a real Gray Warden. Huzzah.