I hope you guys like free-running and climbing

[treasurehunter]

hay thar Exsilium my name is Lina and I am as you can properly guess part of the fresh batch of cookies known as the new kids

I bring to this fine establishment some treasure hunting guy named Nathan Drake of Uncharted infamy, specifically the end of Among Thieves, and I also bring some older Italian Assassin named Ezio Auditore of late Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood (ladies and by ladies I mean the poor souls who are stuck with him as roommates I hope you guys can handle some Italian charm and dat ass)

anyway, I was enabled here thanks to a bunch of people and I am excited to be here :> COME TO MY BOSOM AND LET US DO THINGS

plurk is lightcycle and aim is vagabondwoof jsyk

Comments

[totallytrustworthy]

MONKEY BOYS <3333

Chloe is going to like having Ezio around, I think.

Nate...well...she'll leave some juice and cookies out for you, broski.

[treasurehunter]

oh ty Chloe you're so sweet :'|

I think he'd love Chloe so you know it'll be great

[totallytrustworthy]

She tries. She's gonna try so hard. SORRY NATE YOUR FUTURE SELF RAN HER BULLSHIT METER DOWN INTO THE NEGATIVES.

They can climb things and share lattes on rooftops. c;

[treasurehunter]

OH GOD I DOUBT HE'LL BE SORRY TBH? WELP

omg yes good beautiful he can complain about bitter coffee and how it needs milk and we can all thank Ezio that it was his idea because he said it needed latte in passing way back in ACII

[totallytrustworthy]

NOPE. IT'S GONNA BE A BEAUTIFUL DISASTER.

Hahahah oh god yes, I was waiting for that. You can get a little gold star sticker, Ezio, in honor of your great ideas.

[mentore]

stick it on his forehead for inventing the best thing known to the caffeinated human :')