just what you've all been waiting for

[caligulas_aquarium]

S'up exsillium, how's it goin'? Good? Good.

I go by Kiva, and as blatantly apparent as it probably already is I'm bringing Eridan Ampora from Homestuck to the game just after he died. I really like the look of this game, so I'm really excited to be here!

To those of you who don't know him, well, Eridan's a snobby royalty-type piece of shit who hates everything. But not really cause he's desperately lonely so...y'know...be wary of showing any kind of kindness to him, you might earn yourself a stalker.

He's also kinda maybe actually no totally absolutely off his rocker batshit insane.

also he has this wweird typin quirk a his wwhere he doubles up all his wws an vvs cause he has some wweird accent an doesnt really spell right cause fuck that
also he swwears a wwhole fuckin lot and doesnt take shit from anyone
unless he does and is then that doesnt quite fuckin matter

So, y'know, if you don't want him to use the typing quirk, or don't want anything to do with him at all, please go here and say so. Also I'll fix that up eventually cbf right now so whatevz

I think I've covered everything.

oh wait no i haven't where's that obligatory intro gif



OH HERE IT IS

Comments

[onthelii2p]

Oh, ew, findouche, get out.

By which I mean hello! I'm Nabi, and I play this lispy douche.

[caligulas_aquarium]

YOU GOT A PROBLEM SOL

I WWILL END YOU

no but really hi hi i so look forward to having eridan eventually take every opportunity to hopelessly antagonize your sollux B)

[honkhonkwoof]

hell yes, eridan.
WELCOME KIVA!!!!! i go by karen, and i play gamzee!!

[caligulas_aquarium]

Hey, thanks for the welcome!

man eridan's not even going to know how to handle this last he saw of gamzee he was all crazy 'n shit lmao

[honkhonkwoof]

he's calm now don't worry eridan, really! just don't push him!!! ;o)

[caligulas_aquarium]

or...maybe he will push gamzee

just a little

<3

[honkhonkwoof]

do i want to know why there's a heart there with that icon
NO THANKS BRO
<3

[caligulas_aquarium]

WWHY WWONT YOU LOVVE ME GAMZ

[honkhonkwoof]

i have my motherfuckin reasons
GET OUT ERIDAN NOBODY LOVES YOU.
not even gamzee.

[mesovortice]

OH BOY ERIDAN. So excited to be playing with one.

Hiya! I'm seki, I play John. IT'S AWESOME TO MEET YOU I hope we get on well!!

[caligulas_aquarium]

Hey, thanks! I look forward to threading with you sometime.

I have no idea how eridan interacting with john would even go
I've never really gotten the chance to thread with one as eridan xD

[terribubblykoi]

Eeee! I have heard such wonderful things about you from Vou! I'm Poppy and I look forward to playing with you!

[caligulas_aquarium]

ehhhhhhh no dont listen to him im so average

But yeah, nice to meet you too! Look forward to threading with you soon. =)

[boughtabookstore]

oh gosh, Eridan is one of my favorite trolls just in terms of sheer ridiculousness, he's great

I am definitely looking forward to having him here, and bothering him with Ros. \o/

[caligulas_aquarium]

haha well i aim to please

even if yknow eridan doesnt well ever

also i have absolutely no idea who your character is, so it'll be...a learning experience B)

[caligulas_aquarium]

oh god ignore the fef icon

bloody random icon button

[boughtabookstore]

he really doesn't, it's beautiful to watch.

Oh yes sorry I forgot to introduce myself! Hi, I'm Betsy, and I play this OC right here named Roslyn Small. her life has sucked, and now it is sucking more. also she's already managed to make Sollux hate her.

[caligulas_aquarium]

Oh, right! I look forward to threading with her then. Her life won't get much better if she associates with Eridan in the long term, as I'm sure you probably already know. xD

and if sol hates her it'll take even less time for eridan to hate her so woo~

[musclebeast]

/t-touches

[caligulas_aquarium]

i-i think you broke something...

[musclebeast]

...Oh.

[caligulas_aquarium]

maybe if you just

yknow

be happy im here from afar

like way afar

like

way way way afar

so...i keep all my limbs in working order

[musclebeast]

Oh... That works.

I am all right with watching from a distance.

[caligulas_aquarium]

...

...you know you dont have to watch me a-all the time

[musclebeast]

/breathes heavily

[caligulas_aquarium]

/cries

[musclebeast]

/sweats

[hornery]

hayyyyy kiva hayyyy i'm ceph!! i play karkat. i am so excited for eridan oh my god.

let's do lots of crazy shit okay.

[caligulas_aquarium]

hi ceph! thanks for the welcome

and hi;asburoegn'iprw karkat is one of my favorite trolls so hell yes

eridan will never leave you alone ever

[onemoredeath]

Hello there, I am Alec and I'm new too! With me is this obscure character not!Gackt Takegami Teijirou from a little forensic cop show called Mr> Brain.

He will be rooming with Eridan which will be all sorts of fun since Takegami has just a few little quirks of his own. Like a lack of moral code. And understanding privacy. And not really sleeping.

[caligulas_aquarium]

Surprisingly, I do know of Mr.Brain! I found it through Takeru Satoh's cameo in it, because I'm a big fan of Kamen rider Den-o, which he's in as the main character, so I ended up looking into what else he has done since he's such a great actor.

Though I've yet to actually watch it, ahah...

Also I actually requested if Eridan could be roomed in with Dirk and Equius on the housing list. Sorry about that.
Looks like Takegami's gonna have to find another person to freak out with his crazy shenanigans. Though of course he's still free to creep on Eridan anytime. B)

[onemoredeath]

It can be a bit silly and derpy and Takegami is in the show for all of six minutes tops. XD

Pfft no worries there. He is sure to creep on people once he finds them interesting enough. Although I doubt he will try to on nom a troll.

[armistyx]

Oh my gosh!!! Eridan is my favorite troll, I'm so excited to see him around! Nice to meet you, Kiva, I'm Sarah.

[caligulas_aquarium]

P-PROBLEM SLEUTH...

OH...OH MY GOD...

/justsortvefreaksthefuckoutHOLYSHIT

its nice to meet you too!

I...oh god im so ridiculously happy problem sleuth ;-;

[armistyx]

sdkjhfgs omg good i was worried about being too effusive I'M REALLY REALLY EXCITED TOO, lets definitely do some threads together sometime *u*!!!