exsiliumooc | +1 fake lawyer

hello everybody!! sorry to add to the intro flood. really sorry. I am gabbie, I'm new and I'm bringing in Wayne Malloy, or "Doug Rich" as he'll probably be known as for a while, from the short-lived show The Riches. he is a con man turned (fake) lawyer following a traffic accident that led him and his family to steal the identities of a wealthy dead couple. and boy has that just been going great. still, he's a surprisingly decent guy.

for comfort/convenience sake Wayne will probably be going by that alias/identity for a while because (he figures) being himself in an unfamiliar situation would make him too vulnerable, and sticking with it is simpler than creating a new identity altogether. especially since he's got all his IDs and credit cards in that name. luckily, even lacking in bonafides he's clever, resourceful and savvy enough to fake it competently and actually be useful! (usually.)

he's from the end of the series and between existential crises at the moment, coming in a bit before the end of the episode. his application can be read here should anyone be interested, permissions here, and his intro thread is here. (eta: and a zombie thread is here.)

anyway, I'm excited to be here and am looking forward to playing!! my plurk is

osbornchild for plotting ease or if anyone ever needs to get in touch with me.

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I am the worst person imaginable to talk you out of this decision, I'm so sorry

(also, tangentially it seems he is stephanie's boyfriend's roommate)

it's okay i am sure i won't regret it

lmao yes heather informed me and i laughed

sorry about the young lady wearing kevlar and covered in gore who's probably going to drop in during zombie shenanigans to check on saul's cat

e_e

I sure hope not, I never did

and it's cool, I mean, at least she is alive. wayne will be a lot friendlier to any not-undead, fuck those guys

how could anyone regret anything with eddie izzard and that cute girl from raising hope

luckily no undead will be getting into the housing wing and she promises not to teleport straight into the room and scare him. probably.

they can't B)

... he'll try not to shriek. what even is privacy!!

she didn't expect anyone to be there!!! saul is out fighting zombies slash crying about getting zombie bits all over him and remy is gone!!

hopefully she won't catch him hiding anything too squint-worthy, because that would just be awkward

it's okay she's got a stash of weapons and body armour in her own room she can't judge

just don't fuck with saul

points to eyes points to wayne

good, let's keep this the "judgement free" zone

don't worry, he knows better

she will even share her lockpicks if she decides she likes him

good boy u_u

he actually brought his own (thank god) (he doesn't even have any fake ID supplies, no one should live like this)

... though hers are probably much better

so much better

she's probably got some stupid bat trick things who even knows

~comics~

batarangs as lockpicks

bat-explosives as lockpicks

the possibilities are endless

I didn't have time to touch your thread on the test drive meme, but I'm so glad you ended up apping! I loved this show a lot and Wayne is such a weird, awesome character to see popping up on DWRP. Welcome to the game!

I'm Abby btw and just play this dude idk he's a dick (but also a con man, SO??)

I am so pleased there are people who know the canon here, most people I know haven't seen it. nice to meet you, thank you, and I hope I live up to expectation!!

the only question that remains now is will they be con man friends or con man rivals