Maria, he is forever sideeyeing your future England. Just look at this quality sideeyeing.

If you were planning on doing a starter/open thing for Maria anyway, i'd love to tag into that. I don't know if i will do an open post myself yet, since he could be all over the place doing i'm not even sure what, so i... wouldn't know what to write to entice people to tag him. Hurrdurrr