+1 Assassin

[theflyingone]

I think there's an irony in that I love writing, but suck at writing introductions.



Brand new player bringing you Altaïr ibn La-Ahad from Assassin's Creed. I will be hitting up the intro log soon. Not sure if he'll do a network post until later, because he SUCKS SO HARD AT TECHNOLOGY right now it's not even funny. That, and he TRUSTS NO ONE. More info about some stabby douchebag from the Middle Ages can be found here in le journal.

ALSO he has laser eyes that can read your intentions, please see the permissions post for that!

Here's my plurk misosoupaddict and OOC contact. These are the best ways to get in touch with me. I'm super excited about getting back to playing this muse again!!

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[givetheslip]

HELLO, ASSASSIN. So I heard you like Empedocles. I like Empedocles t...no I don't, shut up about Empedocles :|

HI AND WELCOME TO EXSILIUM I'M JAINA AND I'M EXCITED

[theflyingone]

Seriously how many kicks to the head can he take before shutting up about him -- BUT ANYWAY yes i am super excited!

I'm still going to respond to the tdm post once or twice more, but may i assume that they did not find a way out of the moon base (how... even...) and threw their hands in the air in a disgruntled fashion and grabbed a space coffee? Altaïr probably has some more questions about Cyprus, but i won't make you recap every detail like he would because omfg Altaïr STAHP.

[givetheslip]

The world may never know.

Hahaha NO THEY DID NOT. She was mostly just leading him around until she could finish telling the story and he could get it into his head that she doesn't know how to escape THE MOON because it is THE MOON.

Depending how you want to do his intro, we could copy/paste the test drive stuff or do something along similar lines, or something completely different—I'll hit him up regardless. I don't mind going through a tl;dr version of the Cyprus shenanigans, in any case; she's getting good at editing down to bullet points and exasperated Maria is hilariously fun to write.

[theflyingone]

We can always just continue it where we left off, if that's what people usually do? I can write up an open-ended post in the log mentioning how he'd found one ally, and she can be like, "Altaïr, for the last fucking time, we are on THE MOON" or whatever you'd like.

[givetheslip]

I have no idea what people usually do because I suck and don't hit up the test drive as often as I should but continuing it actually makes sense, ahurr :B Yeah, that works. It could either literally continue from the last TD tag or fade in post-recap, whatever is more fun.

If we fast forward through the rest, she's basically going to tell him what happened from her perspective (since he had some bits she wasn't around for) and cover her ideological turnaround and the way they basically took turns saving each other's ass in/escaping the archive. And that afterward he decided to roadtrip with her a bit and he really needs to wash his socks more often cuz they smell.

[theflyingone]

I'll post a closing comment on the TD to wrap it up because i've got it half written already so why not, and does this look okay? http://exsiliumlogs.dreamwidth.org/421380.html?thread=49607940#cmt49607940

It's like a fade-in, but you can choose how much Maria has already told him about his smelly socks and she can already be there, or do a rendezvous thing, basically it's all good~!

[givetheslip]

AWESOME. That looks perfectly doable!

[onen]

...if it helps, in this canon the ladies seem to have a weakness for men who are touched in the head. DO NOT DESPAIR.

[theflyingone]

Ikr? Quite the catch, these guys, i swear...

[onen]

Hey hello, welcome! I'm Luce, and I play this lady who's his n x great great great great granddaughter in law twice removed. Or something. Idk.

Happy to have you here, pls to be a mentor to her little boy Mr. Ibn-La'Ahad, he needs a better role model than his father.

[theflyingone]

Lmfao he isn't even officially a mentor yet, but he may try? And by try, i mean get frustrated really quickly and perch on a roof making cawing noises and flicking pebbles at people to make himself feel better.

......Maria is definitely the better half.

Also your little boy is... not that little... /swt

[anotheryosuke]

YOUR ICON THO

'Sup we're threading already and all but I am Fyre and I play this dumbass here who's been stuck on the mainland with a bunch of assassins for a while so if he meets Altair in person or on video or something he'd probably just be like ANOTHER HOODIE......

Many happy returns on silly threads! o/

[theflyingone]

Good(?) news, Altaïr prefers in-person meetings anyway! This technology is... strange and unnatural. I'm sure he'll run into him in person sometime (hopefully not literally)

[anotheryosuke]

Yes, hopefully he doesn't fly at him from above like a hawk because I think Naoya would probably actually have a heart attack. :p

[deadlybanker]

/strangles in, late to the party/

Altair! Hello!

I'm cocorose and I play Giovanni here. Welcome to the game!

/fails at replying to intros... --'''/

[theflyingone]

I fail at catching intros too fkldklsfjdls plus there are so many! 8O

But yes hello thar Giovanni you are looking so dashing today~~~ (OOC opinion, not IC because lol wtf Altaïr no...)

[deadlybanker]

There are! Especially in this game!

I did do a double take there. It's like, you are one of the founders of the order but I'm married over here. :P

[theflyingone]

Everything is permitted I MEAN, yes, looking forward to asking questions about this Italia he speaks of!

[deadlybanker]

Say that with Maria around! I don't think she'd take it kindly, husband stealer. Altair will get questions to! How could he not try to use this chance to learn more about the order?