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[matre]

Hello, Exsilium! This is Alcyone, player of Arya Stark, Han Solo and Sweet Pea, with my fourth and final character.

I'm bringing in Vanozza Cattaneo of The Borgias. Vanozza is the former mistress of Pope Alexander VI and the mother of his four children. She's one of the good Borgias (yes, they exist), gracious, clever, well-mannered, and considerate even when casually talking about helping push a man onto a blade her son is holding. She'll happily mother everyone, enjoy pointing out all the ways You're Doing It Wrong (except she'll do it in a really, really nice way) and drop pearls of wisdom such as marry the firstborn, fool around with the brother and when you tire of them both pick a random lover.


I am almost certain this was said word for word in the show.
Also being mean to mommy is a one-way trip to Cesare's shit list. The more you know.

She's coming from the end of S3E1 and her weapon is a rosary. (Once you go Borgia, you have no shame.) You can reach me on plurk at alcedines for plotting purposes. :>

Comments

[ensorceler]

You need to stop apping everyone I love and want CR with.

[matre]

I was gonna go "can't. won't." then I remembered I'm at my limit so short of dropping someone I have to stop.

SO YAY I WILL NOT APP ANYONE YOU LOVE AGAIN?

[ensorceler]

...Mixed feelings now... :(

[matre]

clearly we should just throw your pups and mine together in every combination now

[ensorceler]

sounds like a good deal B) i am greedy anyway

[inafadingcrown]

Alcy, omg. Stop being perfect.

[matre]

Can't.

Won't.

[cesar]

excuse you cesare is also a good borgia, he has a well-maintained shit list and everything.

ALSO ILU.

[matre]

no no cesare is best borgia lbr

ILUMORE