dramatic shit in german

[maechtiger]

 

so while i hope to one day be as radical as this gif and exsilium at large, for the moment i am, alas, fresh meat by the name of mend. and i know some of you probably know her from a past player, but i'm bringing in homura akemi from puella magi madoka magica (the happiest canon about witch hunting small child friendships ever). and luckily she's from the end of the anime, so she's not as much of a jackass as she would have been otherwise. when not playing fictional japanese girls i am a wage slave at my college library where i pretend to also be a german historian

so howdy ya'll

i'm on plurk at smashkolnikov, which incidentally is also my gmail and my aim, and homura will be in unit 805. find us and we'll party

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[stonewall]

I'M EXCITED even if sayaka is not who cares about her anyway

[maechtiger]

sayaka can go have a party with her boyfriend OH WAIT SHE DOESN'T HAVE ONE

[onemoredeath]

Hello there, I am Alec and this is not!Gackt Teijirou Takegami from the jdrama Mr. Brain which is about a neurologist that solves crimes. Takegami is a serial killer with a taste for human flesh, has slight control issues and is a huge flirt.

Welcome to the game!

[fortissimos]

LMAO LOW BLOW but i laughed why

just stay away from madoka weirdo!!

[maechtiger]

whatever at least i never turned into a giant mermaid knight and tried to kill her

me: 1
you: 0

[fortissimos]

i really have no comeback for that

[maechtiger]

hello there not!Gackt!

that might just be the best name for a detective drama i have ever seen but also oh god cannibalistic serial killers

[maechtiger]

yes bask in the cold darkness of your failure sayaka

[fortissimos]

oh she does

she probably won't try to murder homura this time at least but something dumb's still gonna happen

[onemoredeath]

Relax, he doesn't eat his fellow transports but he may tease and be evil towards them.

Yeah, especially since most of the crimes are solved using theories about brain/thinking patterns.

[maechtiger]

wouldn't have it any other way

</3

[maechtiger]

wow what a much better alternative

i sure am glad he'll be that magnanimous towards us

but i guess how naturally is the neurology built into the crime solving? like, is it believable they would need his help, or is it campy kind of fun? detective shows are honestly like my favorite thing ever so finding one i've never heard of kinda made my evening

[onemoredeath]

Oh, he has a lot of fun with people here >3~~~

It's a campy kind of fun. The main character is a cooky guy that first gets involved because they thought he was the killer and then ends up being part of the process, especially when they have strange murders happening, like a serial killer's ghost or DID personas.

It's on dramacrazy.net in subbed form if you wanted to see it.

[maechtiger]

oh man

i need this in my life

[invocation]

oh gosh hello!!

kyouko will be happy??? confused....some emotion upon seeing homura BUT ONE DAY they will be bros and it will be cute to the max, this is my mission

oh in addition to this fatty i play a slammin' hottie, oerba yun fang, and a pink-haired jesus metaphor who isn't madoka, utena tenjou!

[onemoredeath]

It's only nine episodes long too~

[maechtiger]

oh hey there fatty fatty no parents

oh man so many mixed feelings because you keep dying on her except now you're back maybe for good okay yes but YES BROS. they can go be competent magical girls together

and goddamnit that just reminds me of how much i need to finish both ffxiii and utena :< but all your characters are beautiful jsyk

[fortissimos]

BREAK MY HEART IN TWOOO

also i could say this on plurk but it's too clogged with shame rn so IF YOU EVER WANT TO PLOT ANYTHING plotting is a thing that should be done

[maechtiger]

yes it should

bother me always when/if you want to plot because yes

[kamenriderkabuto]

Hey, welcome to the game Mend! I'm Kiva, and I play this dude right here and Eridan Ampora from homestuck.

Hope you like the game!

[maechtiger]

pleased to meet -

you play eridan ampora

hello there new friend

:D

[speakveryclearly]

HOT A WHAT I mean magical girls, oh boy. I'm Lenga and I... like magical girls, especially the angsty kind.

Do I see you're into the Homestucks? Because I have a bloodsucking undead one right here for your general amusement.

[caligulas_aquarium]

WWELL HELLO THERE

[maechtiger]

don't you have your own sparkly magical girl back home kanaya pleased to meet you~

and yes like most of the internet i have been swallowed by the unholy monster that is homestuck

[maechtiger]

eyebrow wiggle

well i'm surprised exsilium hasn't run you out of town yet

[caligulas_aquarium]

everyone is surprised

he's tried to kill a few people, all round jackass to about 90% of the other transports and is currently trying and failing to host an insurrection

so basically being his all round pleasant self

[maechtiger]

truly it is a miracle from high above

well

its good to know that character growth can be thrown straight out the window when you're eridan fucking ampora

[speakveryclearly]

The fairy is future dead and we don't talk about what happened to the witch of void

Because that's what happened to her right

Blackout and that's that

CANON POINTS OH NO...

[caligulas_aquarium]

damn straight

changing for the better is for suckers

[maechtiger]

or those who don't want to be chainsawed

you know, those weirdos

[maechtiger]

yep that is exactly what happened 100% fact right there

oh man that's some crazy ass alternative history right there i love it but especially the eridan parts cc:

[caligulas_aquarium]

he's pretty determined not to get chainsawed again

even if he has to kill everyone to do it



...wait

[maechtiger]

see killing everyone is what gets you chainsawed

but wwhatevver wwhatevver you do wwhat you wwant

[speakveryclearly]

ASS IS THE NAME OF THE GAME ALRIGHT

She has it so bad for that hideous suckee I feel terrible for her

[maechtiger]

don't mention him or else he might actually appear

and then we'll be forced to interact with eridan

[speakveryclearly]

AHAHAHA AS IF...

ERIDAN INITIATING INTERACTION

HE DOESN'T ANSWER HER CALLS

HEY HOMUSEMPAI, CAN YOU GIVE HER STALKING LESSONS?

[strategic_guile]

Oh the 90s. My childhood was rather hideous. Homu homu-chan~

But welcome to Exs, Mend~! I'm Kage, and I play this OC here, Blaine Thorps! Looking forward to any future CR where she stares up at him and goes '...' a lot. \o/

Also: Incoming plurk friends request from JohnnyKage /o/

[hungover]

wow that gif

A+

Hi! I'm Lettie, and I play this drunk dork here as well as Alistair (Dragon Age) and Mystique (X-Men: First Class)! I don't know much about Puella Magi Madoka Magica, but Alistair and Haymitch both have kind of a soft spot for kids even if they're witch-hunters, so ... that could definitely work!

[moskva]

dramatic shit in other languages is what we're all about here in exsilium tbh

Welcome to the game! My name is Ophelia and I play the following:

Charles Xavier (oxfordian) from X-Men: First Class
Azrael (vampirique) an OC, and
Russia ( moskva) from Axis Powers Hetalia!

I am also head mod here so feel free to hit me if you have any questions! I look forward to playing with you!

[maechtiger]

how does it feel being the one person who wants to talk to him and he won't

not an enviable position c:

[maechtiger]

the 90s were fabulous i will hear no slander against them

glad to be here - and glad to meet you! and luckily she comes from a point in canon where she may actually - gasp - try and have awkward conversations with words even.

yay plurk friends

[speakveryclearly]

It fucking SUCKS

And not even the fun kind of sucking

Seriously, though, as implausible a route as "stalking lessons" would actually be in character, if I can find a good reason I would like these two to interact: If nothing else, they have the common experience of dearly loving someone who lacks full timeline knowledge of why, and having experienced many horrible gory things along the way. Much like Homura herself, Kanaya here is rather disaffected and distrustful of new people - though in her case the principle applies a lot less generally and more to apparent ordinary humans - so I'm not sure I'll be able to wrangle an intro tag out of her. But if you'd like to do something else, I'm all ears.

[maechtiger]

why thank you for your fine gif tastes

pleased to meet you! i am not super familiar with hunger games or dragon age though i have heard excellent things about both of them and those characters, and aaaa mystique

looking forward to spying you in the game!

[maechtiger]

quite a flair for the dramatics you all have

also hello head mod! pleased to meet you and your characters because oh man young idealistic charles xavier way to break my heart

[strategic_guile]

Fabulously cheesy. I miss it sometimes... '^'

Yes, awkward. He will feed off of it, because adorably awkward girls make him want to adopt them. He's weird like that.

[lettie]

Yeaah, creep on me all you want 8D I'll be watching you too

[rickon]

Hi and belated welcome! I'm Gazebo and I play Anders (Dragon Age 2) and Rickon Stark (A Song of Ice and Fire). Shall add you on plurk forthwith.